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    The Von Von Von

    So I work nights. I have a stretch from 2-4 am where I'm not busy. I just have to be around in case someone needs me. Was mindlessly clicking on random youtube videos and I ended up on this one somehow. I don't know if its because its a white boy killing it at the Apoolo amateur night, or if its because the producers put up on the screen that hes from Antwerp, GERMANY, or if it's the fact that he's stoned to bejeezus...but this is just so full of win. Even if you don't like it I hope it makes you forget about Wayne Hunter for 2:41.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1ihFI5iKI

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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!!

    Ok whenever the o screws up it's now called a.....VON..VON..VON....

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    This guy (Hugh Gallagher) is also known for having written the below essay for admission to NYU. Von Von Von is basically his "Borat" character.


    http://www.saunderslog.com/2005/11/2...-many-talents/

    3A. ESSAY: IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: ARE THERE ANY SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCES YOU HAVE HAD, OR ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU HAVE REALIZED, THAT HAVE HELPED TO DEFINE YOU AS A PERSON?

    I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

    I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

    Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

    I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.

    I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

    I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

    I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

    I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

    But I have not yet gone to college.

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    Last edited by Gata; 08-22-2012 at 10:28 AM.

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    Antwerp is in Belgium. :/

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    Lmao, that took balls.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    Thats a link to a page saying that its not the link to the page.




    Possibluh a first here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lmao, that took balls.



    Thats a link to a page saying that its not the link to the page.




    Possibluh a first here.

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    Not sure why it doesn't link properly

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