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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    So if we are our own gods... God is a woman... Problem solved.
    God as a woman conjures up Bond Girls ...






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    Quote Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo View Post
    It occurs to me, this morning while im having my first cup

    of coffee and smoke at 5am......

    There may or may not be One ''Allmighty Creator'' that made this world,

    however we as humans are our own ''Gods'', if you will, as we are the ones

    that shape, to an extent, our own future.

    Life can be random, people keep at times putting themselves into bad

    situations, ie driving drunk, etc, odds to catch up....

    If we all attempt to shape and conduct ourselves in a productive and

    courtious way towards our fellow man, every day, we create our own reality

    as heaven on Earth....

    that is all.

    Oh Jets will finish 7-9
    I like the promethius theory

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    Gozer the Gozerian approves of this thread and has a question for you.


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    Isn't Bing the guy who had the 3-way that was more like a 4 1/2 - way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    So give up the cancer sticks for your family , unload the McMansion, buy a smaller home and give the difference to people with a sick kid. And stop defiling skanks.
    ROR

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Let's hope not.


    There's a good reason why aliens haven't visited us yet. Our planet is the Walmart of the galaxy. The Alien InterWebz has a site called "People of Earth"....
    Lmao

    Unfortunately there's a whole section on that site of people who spend inordinate amounts of time on a fan site for team that plays a game called "football".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Lmao

    Unfortunately there's a whole section on that site of people who spend inordinate amounts of time on a fan site for team that plays a game called "football".
    yea and the team doesn't play all that well either....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo View Post
    It occurs to me, this morning while im having my first cup

    of coffee and smoke at 5am......

    There may or may not be One ''Allmighty Creator'' that made this world,

    however we as humans are our own ''Gods'', if you will, as we are the ones

    that shape, to an extent, our own future.

    Life can be random, people keep at times putting themselves into bad

    situations, ie driving drunk, etc, odds to catch up....

    If we all attempt to shape and conduct ourselves in a productive and

    courtious way towards our fellow man, every day, we create our own reality

    as heaven on Earth....

    that is all.

    Oh Jets will finish 7-9
    I dont respect smokers. All we know..if you smoke, tells me you are in fukkin denial of reality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Isn't Bing the guy who had the 3-way that was more like a 4 1/2 - way?
    Totally true .. so was this a moment , an epiphany , a Bing revelation while exhausted after another orgy all-nighter ?

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    I found the Meaning of Life also. I got it on DVD to replace the old vhs copy from my Pythons collection.
    "Better get a bucket"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Let's hope not.


    There's a good reason why aliens haven't visited us yet. Our planet is the Walmart of the galaxy....
    I always use, "Alabama of the universe". Walmart was created here so we equate it to savings not rednecks.

    JETSWIN's gfy was hilarious and well timed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    stop defiling skanks.
    Nevair! Good day to you sir!

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    Cat Woman, prrrrrr. Very nice, I like a woman dressed as an animal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mudbug View Post
    Cat Woman, prrrrrr. Very nice, I like a woman dressed as an animal.
    So what's your story MudBug?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo View Post
    It occurs to me, this morning while im having my first cup

    of coffee and smoke at 5am......

    There may or may not be One ''Allmighty Creator'' that made this world,

    however we as humans are our own ''Gods'', if you will, as we are the ones

    that shape, to an extent, our own future.

    Life can be random, people keep at times putting themselves into bad

    situations, ie driving drunk, etc, odds to catch up....

    If we all attempt to shape and conduct ourselves in a productive and

    courtious way towards our fellow man, every day, we create our own reality

    as heaven on Earth....

    that is all.




    Oh Jets will finish 7-9


    Good luck with that. You're pretty much welcome at the church of satan. They hold the same principles. Man can become their own god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Good luck with that. You're pretty much welcome at the church of satan. They hold the same principles. Man can become their own god.
    good luck on your sobriety tbr...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    good luck on your sobriety tbr...
    Lol Ill take veiled insults for a 100 alex

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    Quote Originally Posted by southparkcpa View Post
    I dont respect smokers. All we know..if you smoke, tells me you are in fukkin denial of reality.
    who do you hate more? civil service workers or smokers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    who do you hate more? civil service workers or smokers?
    f*ckin' civil service workers and their toothy grins.....just makes me pig bitin' mad....

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Lol Ill take veiled insults for a 100 alex
    Hey, it's tough out there....take care man...

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