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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    All this talk of killing. Has anyone actually taken the time to just sit down with the bees and talk? :shrug:
    Only a son of a bee would think this way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
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    I think that guy looks more like the Guided Mussel.

    I like Lady Y J better:



    Good luck ridding VT of wasps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    in regards to the not suffering part
    totally have nothing to come back with on that..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    yes, she knew I was crushed
    I thought the bird was crushed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Rigger View Post
    in regards to the not suffering part
    totally have nothing to come back with on that..lol
    Hello. Who are you? I see your new. Welcome.

    These guys are a bunch of diks be careful

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    I've had a couple of beers and three glasses of Bordeaux. I'm not going to over-think this. Dousing them and running. They're still buzzing around outside the hole. I have to wait until they're in.
    Whatever you do, drink fast and take chances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Hello. Who are you? I see your new. Welcome.

    These guys are a bunch of diks be careful
    Hey yeah im new to posting but been lurkin for 10-12 years...I can be a huge dik so its cool

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    Ok its nearly 9:45 and no word from Mongo....my theory:

    He worked himself up into such a state over this.... that he drank himself senseless (it is the "weekend" technically)....armed with accelerant, a lighter, a flashlight and a beer... he found himself staggering towards the offending nests.

    At some cloudy point, some reptillian survival impulse from his questionable brain cortex made him poise, mid-stag...grunt, turn around..... bumble-farg back to his cabin, mumbling all the while... where he hastily unloaded all of his tarded cargo upon the peach-laden table...then, leading with his huge head....another stagger-stomp fezt to his bedroom, where he currently lies face down in la la land.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Ok its nearly 9:45 and no word from Mongo....my theory:

    He worked himself up into such a state over this.... that he drank himself senseless (it is the "weekend" technically)....armed with accelerant, a lighter, a flashlight and a beer... he found himself staggering towards the offending nests.

    At some cloudy point, some reptillian survival impulse from his questionable brain cortex made him poise, mid-stag...grunt, turn around..... bumble-farg back to his cabin, mumbling all the while... where he hastily unloaded all of his tarded cargo upon the peach-laden table...then, leading with his huge head....another stagger-stomp fezt to his bedroom, where he currently lies face down in la la land.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    well, at least you didn't suffer.
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Ok its nearly 9:45 and no word from Mongo....my theory:

    He worked himself up into such a state over this.... that he drank himself senseless (it is the "weekend" technically)....armed with accelerant, a lighter, a flashlight and a beer... he found himself staggering towards the offending nests.

    At some cloudy point, some reptillian survival impulse from his questionable brain cortex made him poise, mid-stag...grunt, turn around..... bumble-farg back to his cabin, mumbling all the while... where he hastily unloaded all of his tarded cargo upon the peach-laden table...then, leading with his huge head....another stagger-stomp fezt to his bedroom, where he currently lies face down in la la land.




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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Rigger View Post
    Hey yeah im new to posting but been lurkin for 10-12 years...I can be a huge dik so its cool

    Oh My.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Oh My.
    But only when provoked...like these poor innocent bees being murdered...oh the outrage











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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Ok its nearly 9:45 and no word from Mongo....my theory:

    He worked himself up into such a state over this.... that he drank himself senseless (it is the "weekend" technically)....armed with accelerant, a lighter, a flashlight and a beer... he found himself staggering towards the offending nests.

    At some cloudy point, some reptillian survival impulse from his questionable brain cortex made him poise, mid-stag...grunt, turn around..... bumble-farg back to his cabin, mumbling all the while... where he hastily unloaded all of his tarded cargo upon the peach-laden table...then, leading with his huge head....another stagger-stomp fezt to his bedroom, where he currently lies face down in la la land.




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    Or maybe he got tipsy and sentimental and is out there in the back yard in the dark sitting on a log strumming a six string and singing "Where Have All the Flowers Gone" to the bees who are seething silently in their subterranean abode and planning a group sting on his wee wee come first light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Ok its nearly 9:45 and no word from Mongo....my theory:

    He worked himself up into such a state over this.... that he drank himself senseless (it is the "weekend" technically)....armed with accelerant, a lighter, a flashlight and a beer... he found himself staggering towards the offending nests.

    At some cloudy point, some reptillian survival impulse from his questionable brain cortex made him poise, mid-stag...grunt, turn around..... bumble-farg back to his cabin, mumbling all the while... where he hastily unloaded all of his tarded cargo upon the peach-laden table...then, leading with his huge head....another stagger-stomp fezt to his bedroom, where he currently lies face down in la la land.




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    Saw this today thought of you



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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Rigger View Post
    But only when provoked...like these poor innocent bees being murdered...oh the outrage










    This guy definitely is not new.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigragu View Post
    Saw this today thought of you









    orly










    Saw this today and thought of you.




































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    So it's safe to assume Timmy's dead, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    So it's safe to assume Timmy's dead, right?
    Whoa....

    Not at all.

    Read my post, Grasshopper. I'm not kidding.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Whoa....

    Not at all.

    Read my post, Grasshopper. I'm not kidding.


    Lol yeah, I guess your theory is more likely

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Or maybe he got tipsy and sentimental and is out there in the back yard in the dark sitting on a log strumming a six string and singing "Where Have All the Flowers Gone" to the bees who are seething silently in their subterranean abode and planning a group sting on his wee wee come first light.

    if the bees sting him in the decrepit shoulder it might even things out.

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