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    Killing 2 underground yellowjacket nests at sundown tonight b*itches

    Googled for info and will be going with the boiling soapy water in the hole method

    Considered the Plumber Khan method - kerosene in the hole followed by a match.

    Considered the Paulie method - hiring a professional, then wearing a winter parka and football helmet while watching from inside a locked car.

    Considered the 32Green method - no real plan, then a trip to the hospital.

    A skunk ripped up one, so there is a ten inch wide hole at top. They can all come out charging at once.


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    You're killing a bunch of people from Georgia Tech?

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    I'd pay money to watch this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    I'd pay money to watch this.
    no worries. it's Friday night, I'll have a few beers in me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    no worries. it's Friday night, I'll have a few beers in me.
    Anyway you can film this, then post it on You Tube?


    Please?



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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Anyway you can film this, then post it on You Tube?


    Please?



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    Could you imagine a cloud of bees emerging and start heading right for the camera like one of those bugs bunny cartoons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Could you imagine a cloud of bees emerging and start heading right for the camera like one of those bugs bunny cartoons?
    While screaching from stings and the burns from the boiling soap water he flung into his face.

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    At which vantage point will the raccoons be observing the event?

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    I favor gasoline over other methods when it comes to stinging insects. And running shoes.
    The fumes will piss them off long before you strike a match. So, dowse w/fuel, run, wait 10 minutes, light with torch, and yes, run again.
    If you film this and yell Woo Pig Sooie while running away, I'll reimburse you for fuel, ointment, and benadryl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    While screaching from stings and the burns from the boiling soap water he flung into his face.
    This would so get over a million hits on YouTube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    This would so get over a million hits on YouTube.
    LMAO

    He creaps up to the nests, ready to throw the boiling water...when the chicken come from behing and plucks him in the arse.


    Pandemonium ensues.

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    That bucket of water sounds heavy.

    Is the wife going to lift it for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Considered the Plumber Khan method - kerosene in the hole followed by a match.
    lol...while fun, not effective.

    Try Sevin. That stuff works great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    LMAO

    He creaps up to the nests, ready to throw the boiling water...when the chicken come from behing and plucks him in the arse.


    Pandemonium ensues.

    Oh no . . . picturing this is making me LOL.



    Found in a cave in rural Vermont:

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    lol...while fun, not effective.

    Try Sevin. That stuff works great.
    Would you quit making sense and bring on the Mayhem already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Googled for info and will be going with the boiling soapy water in the hole method

    Considered the Plumber Khan method - kerosene in the hole followed by a match.

    Considered the Paulie method - hiring a professional, then wearing a winter parka and football helmet while watching from inside a locked car.

    Considered the 32Green method - no real plan, then a trip to the hospital.

    A skunk ripped up one, so there is a ten inch wide hole at top. They can all come out charging at once.


    are you doing this for the same neighbor that has you shovel his driveway in the winter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    Oh no . . . picturing this is making me LOL.



    Found in a cave in rural Vermont:

    LSL wins the thread



    I have done the gasoline method and highly endorse it

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    wish i had a dollar for every dick on this site

    just called the bug guy at local agricultural office. he's not digging my boiling water plan. he sounded exactly like the subway guy on Seinfeld who collected TV Guides

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Googled for info and will be going with the boiling soapy water in the hole method

    Considered the Plumber Khan method - kerosene in the hole followed by a match.

    Considered the Paulie method - hiring a professional, then wearing a winter parka and football helmet while watching from inside a locked car.

    Considered the 32Green method - no real plan, then a trip to the hospital.

    A skunk ripped up one, so there is a ten inch wide hole at top. They can all come out charging at once.

    I laughed so hard at that line that I literally spit on my screen.

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