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    The Sex Layup

    Teeball, anyone?
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    It’s so good & so bad
    Nonstop orgasms

    By DON KAPLAN

    Last Updated: 1:13 AM, August 28, 2012

    Posted: 1:13 AM, August 28, 2012
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    Some girls have all the fun.

    Kim Ramsey, a nurse from New Jersey, has hundreds of orgasms a day — in cars, doing laundry, buying food in a supermarket.

    But when the skyrockets start to go off, she doesn’t cry out, “Yes!’’

    Her reaction is, “Oh, no, not again.’’

    Because as far as she’s concerned, you really can have too much of a good thing.

    “Other women wonder how to have an orgasm,” the Montclair woman told London’s Sun newspaper. “I wonder how to stop mine.”

    She’s probably the only NJ Transit rider who ever credited the commuter line with bringing her to climax.

    She recalled a recent train ride home that she said left her shaking.

    “It was a bit of a bumpy ride,’’ said Ramsey, who moved to the United States from England.

    “Every jerk of the train or vibration made me more aroused.”

    “It was a 40-minute journey, so there was nothing I could do. I just had to bite my lip and sit on my hands and hope no one noticed.”

    Her problem began four years ago, after she had sex with a new boyfriend.

    “I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad,” she recalled.

    “We tried everything to make it stop. Squats, deep breathing.

    “It also happened with a new partner. I even sat on frozen peas, but the orgasms and sexual arousal continued.

    “I must have had around 200 orgasms during that period.’’

    But it was no romp in the hay.

    “The pain and exhaustion, Ramsey said, was “unbearable.’’

    She said she contracted a recently identified and very rare medical condition, persistent genital arousal disorder, which makes any pelvic movement trigger an orgasm.

    “Imagine feeling aroused for no reason other than you got up that day,’’ she said.

    Doctors believe that Ramsey may have come down with the condition when she developed spinal cysts after falling down a flight of stairs in 2001, but it remained dormant until her marathon sex session with her new boyfriend seven years later.

    The incurable condition, she said, has made her life a nightmare.

    It’s not clear if she has a boyfriend now — clearly no guy can keep up with her — and she said that the unending climaxes make her feel as if she’s unable to have a normal relationship.

    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/i...#ixzz24rcMfkvB

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    How many times do I have to apologize to this chick? It was four years ago. I'm sorry.

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    Think I saw this on an episode of Strange Sex.

    Not the same show, but informative.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F_u1...feature=relmfu

    Saw this video in one of the related links. How cute is this chick? Looks like a young Noelle Beck.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcJ-b...eature=related

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    I knew a couple of chicks that had their clits pierced and every time they walked they had orgasms. LOL
    Last edited by Gata; 08-28-2012 at 05:05 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I knew a couple of chicks that got their clits pierced and every time they walked they had orgasms. LOL
    Pix?

    My wife always has two, sometimes three releases in a lovemaking session. How about you, G?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Pix?

    My wife always has two, sometimes three releases in a lovemaking session. How about you, G?
    I think you're way out of line with that question Borgo. Gata, please pm me your response.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    I think you're way out of line with that question Borgo. Gata, please pm me your response.
    LOL. You're right, Dimitri. Instead, maybe you can get one of the police sketch artists from your brigade to meet with her, then post a "visual answer".

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    The Hampurs new official Public Transportation Rider.

    SAR is out

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    the cure:


    dating Softside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Pix?

    My wife always has two, sometimes three releases in a lovemaking session. How about you, G?
    video or gtfo.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    How many times do I have to apologize to this chick? It was four years ago. I'm sorry.
    I knew that was you looking in the window. Leave a couple be!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    the cure:


    dating Softside.
    Ohhh!


    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    video or gtfo.....
    I wish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    How many times do I have to apologize to this chick? It was four years ago. I'm sorry.
    Here's Kim....still going to claim responsibility?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post

    My wife always has two, sometimes three releases in a lovemaking session.
    You're making the rest of us Hampur men look bad. Stop moving around so much, swivel-hips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    You're making the rest of us Hampur men look bad. Stop moving around so much, swivel-hips.
    It's a good way to stay in shape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet View Post
    Here's Kim....still going to claim responsibility?

    Wow. 4 years of orgasms has aged her significantly. She was much younger and hotter when I took it down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    You're making the rest of us Hampur men look bad. Stop moving around so much, swivel-hips.
    Don't assume it's all banging. The key is "priming the pump" when it comes (no pun) to the female orgasm. Kissing, coupled lovingly with manual foreplay of the breasts, pudenda, and--if the participant be somewhat saucy--anal opening, should start off the proceedings.

    Then, if a man is adept at lovemaking, he should slowly make his way down for a gentle (unless the woman prefers it somewhat rougher) session of oral loving, which should--ideally--lead to the woman's first powerful release. After this, penile insertion may ensue (with manual assistance from the male and/or female in tandem) in the position(s) of the couple's choosing, which should result is at least another orgasm for the female.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Don't assume it's all banging. The key is "priming the pump" when it comes (no pun) to the female orgasm. Kissing, coupled lovingly with manual foreplay of the breasts, pudenda, and--if the participant be somewhat saucy--anal opening, should start off the proceedings.

    Then, if a man is adept at lovemaking, he should slowly make his way down for a gentle (unless the woman prefers it somewhat rougher) session of oral loving, which should--ideally--lead to the woman's first powerful release. After this, penile insertion may ensue (with manual assistance from the male and/or female in tandem) in the position(s) of the couple's choosing, which should result is at least another orgasm for the female.
    That's actually pretty solid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    That's actually pretty solid
    I know from whence I speak, G. Too many clueless idiots think a chick wants penetration right off the bat. Another boatload of these dunces either don't go down on a woman, or have no idea how to do it properly. Then they wonder why a return visit never happens.

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