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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I know from whence I speak, G. Too many clueless idiots think a chick wants penetration right off the bat. Another boatload of these dunces either don't go down on a woman, or have no idea how to do it properly. Then they wonder why a return visit never happens.
    and rimjobs.


    must not forget the rimjobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    and rimjobs.


    must not forget the rimjobs.
    In this arena, I will always defer to your expertise, DS. As long as the couple agrees, have at it. Many women experience colossal releases via anal stimulation and/or penetration. Sadly, I did not encounter many in my past dating life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I know from whence I speak, G. Too many clueless idiots think a chick wants penetration right off the bat. Another boatload of these dunces either don't go down on a woman, or have no idea how to do it properly. Then they wonder why a return visit never happens.
    I mean... there are females who don't like it. One of my best friends for instance she isn't a fan. I always tell her it's because she hasn't met someone who does it well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    In this arena, I will always defer to your expertise, DS. As long as the couple agrees, have at it. Many women experience colossal releases via anal stimulation and/or penetration. Sadly, I did not encounter many in my past dating life.
    in my experience, you shan't attempt any form of penal/digital penetration without her specific and direct consent. in this particular area, there is NO such thing as implied consent.

    however, i have found that a few gentle caresses and probes of the tongue, whilst in the passionate throes of cunnilingus, can open up the proverbial 'floodgates' and make your mate more receptive to the idea of further exploration.

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    Notice how southside hasn't posted in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I mean... there are females who don't like it. One of my best friends for instance she isn't a fan. I always tell her it's because she hasn't met someone who does it well.
    In my experience, I have never met a woman who did not enjoy this activity. As I've mentioned before, I have been with women who exploded wildly, then cried uncontrollably, after I performed my "linguistics". (Likely due to the emotional release of their first ever orgasm via oral activity.) They indicated that the men they had been with in the past either wouldn't do it were a disaster in technique.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    in my experience, you shan't attempt any form of penal/digital penetration without her specific and direct consent. in this particular area, there is NO such thing as implied consent.

    however, i have found that a few gentle caresses and probes of the tongue, whilst in the passionate throes of cunnilingus, can open up the proverbial 'floodgates' and make your mate more receptive to the idea of further exploration.
    Here is a man of lettres (sic), folks. We need you to organize a class for the young folk, DS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    As I've mentioned before, I have been with women who exploded wildly, then cried uncontrollably, after I performed my "linguistics". (Likely due to the emotional release of their first ever orgasm via oral activity.) They indicated that the men they had been with in the past either wouldn't do it were a disaster in technique.
    That's terrible!


    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post

    Here is a man of lettres (sic), folks. We need you to organize a class for the young folk, DS.
    ie... Southside.


    PS. Sorry Southside... this was a perfect set up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    in my experience, you shan't attempt any form of penal/digital penetration without her specific and direct consent. in this particular area, there is NO such thing as implied consent.

    however, i have found that a few gentle caresses and probes of the tongue, whilst in the passionate throes of cunnilingus, can open up the proverbial 'floodgates' and make your mate more receptive to the idea of further exploration.
    like the shocker.

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    [QUOTE=Gata;4570397]ie... Southside.[QUOTE]

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    That's terrible!
    And absolutely true. Maybe because The Creator blessed me with a lesbian's glossal dexterity, but I enjoy doing it. It always leads to fun for me.

    EDIT: Great line on the southside comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    That's terrible!



    ie... Southside.


    PS. Sorry Southside... this was a perfect set up.

    take a bow, you've earned it:






    things that never get old: stokes and softside jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Don't assume it's all banging. The key is "priming the pump" when it comes (no pun) to the female orgasm. Kissing, coupled lovingly with manual foreplay of the breasts, pudenda, and--if the participant be somewhat saucy--anal opening, should start off the proceedings.

    Then, if a man is adept at lovemaking, he should slowly make his way down for a gentle (unless the woman prefers it somewhat rougher) session of oral loving, which should--ideally--lead to the woman's first powerful release. After this, penile insertion may ensue (with manual assistance from the male and/or female in tandem) in the position(s) of the couple's choosing, which should result is at least another orgasm for the female.
    +1

    If you add in my own personal move, the "stutter step" its the complete experience.






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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    +1

    If you add in my own personal move, the "stutter step" its the complete experience.






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    Now, that sounds fulfilling.


    I'm more of a sneezer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    +1

    If you add in my own personal move, the "stutter step" its the complete experience.






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    LOL. I think we need a Power Point presentation from you as well, 32.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Now, that sounds fulfilling.


    I'm more of a sneezer.
    I'll often use the back of my head. Mixed results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Now, that sounds fulfilling.


    I'm more of a sneezer.



    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. I think we need a Power Point presentation from you as well, 32.
    SImple; Exactly when the in-move is about to take place during the ole in and out, you suddenly stop and yell " Hah? Hah? Oh yeah...Thaaaaaaats right I stopped" then plunge in again whilst grunting...then thplat thplat thplat............thplat ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz.

    Win win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post




    SImple; Exactly when the in-move is about to take place during the ole in and out, you suddenly stop and yell " Hah? Hah? Oh yeah...Thaaaaaaats right I stopped" then plunge in again whilst grunting...then thplat thplat thplat............thplat ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz.

    Win win.

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    LOL! You're a f**king nut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I mean... there are females who don't like it. One of my best friends for instance she isn't a fan. I always tell her it's because she hasn't met someone who does it well.
    Hi.

    Have you met Betsy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL! You're a f**king nut.
    They're completely surprised by it.

    When I wake up they say "oh yeah that was great.......great."

    Whats not to love.

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    Did you know that when you sneeze, the awesome sensation you get in the nerve endings near your sinuses is exactly the same awesome sensation (physiologically) you get when you ejaculate?

    Technically, if you can get a chick to blow your nose, it's like scoring seks. Southside.

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