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    When the lights go out I often choke my chicken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foley11 View Post
    Like a generator?

    I wonder if anyone knows anything about generators?
    My Lord. I've been chucking up hanging curve balls and everyone has been going down looking. Thank you for finally hitting one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    My Lord. I've been chucking up hanging curve balls and everyone has been going down looking. Thank you for finally hitting one.
    There is a noticeable malaise amongst the CHE.


    Not as sharp as they once were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foley11 View Post
    Like a generator?

    I wonder if anyone knows anything about generators?
    ROFL

    Quote Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan View Post
    When the lights go out I often choke my chicken
    Ha ha ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Foley11 View Post
    There is a noticeable malaise amongst the CHE.

    Not as sharp as they once were.
    Meh, it's been a rough week.
    Thankful for the 4-day weekend coming up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan View Post
    When the lights go out I often choke my chicken
    it's so ugly you can't even look at it in daylight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    it's so ugly you can't even look at it in daylight?
    No because if I look at that 11" monster before going to sleep I might have nightmares.

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    Just what we need a chicken serial killer. I suspect the chik fil a cows actually set us this poor schmuck and made a patsy out of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    I'm still bothered by this. Ok, even if no one can answer for me why chickens die in 15 minutes without electricity (were they on life support?) - knowing that, wouldn't you have a fail safe system in place? Alarms? Backup power? What happens in the case of normal failure? Do massive amounts of chickens die every time there's a thunderstorm?

    If I were a chicken, I'd be outraged that more isn't being done to ensure my safety.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Mods, please lock due to excessive dickery.
    Whoa. Excessive Dickery was the name of my band in high school.







    Whoa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    Ok, this is crazy, but can someone explain to me how chickens die in 15 minutes without electricity?
    No blowdryers.


    Please pay attention.

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    2 pages and still not a word from anyone about the jerk that did this.

    I'm assuming it's because this is something we can all envision having done at some point in our lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    I'm still bothered by this. Ok, even if no one can answer for me why chickens die in 15 minutes without electricity (were they on life support?) - knowing that, wouldn't you have a fail safe system in place? Alarms? Backup power? What happens in the case of normal failure? Do massive amounts of chickens die every time there's a thunderstorm?

    If I were a chicken, I'd be outraged that more isn't being done to ensure my safety.
    if?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foley11 View Post
    There is a noticeable malaise amongst the CHE.


    Not as sharp as they once were.
    Hellman's Malaise. On chicken.

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    I would have used a ton of bricks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2foolish197 View Post
    if?...
    Biff? Biff Tannen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetPotato View Post
    I'm still bothered by this. Ok, even if no one can answer for me why chickens die in 15 minutes without electricity (were they on life support?) - knowing that, wouldn't you have a fail safe system in place? Alarms? Backup power? What happens in the case of normal failure? Do massive amounts of chickens die every time there's a thunderstorm?

    If I were a chicken, I'd be outraged that more isn't being done to ensure my safety.
    They were Matrix-kens. Opposite of Free Range.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foley11 View Post
    There is a noticeable malaise amongst the CHE.


    Not as sharp as they once were.
    Oh, no...Look at Mr. Happy Birthday. You have 300 posts; take some more at-bats! My funny bone* is bruised and bleeding from scraping the bottom of the joke barrel.


    That IS a joke barrel, right?


    right?
    Last edited by WestCoastOffensive; 08-30-2012 at 02:54 PM.

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    I spent far too much time researching this on Google today.

    GFY, Potatojet.



    But I did find this little chicken nugget for you -


    Many people new to chicken keeping are shocked when a chicken dies. They’re used to comparatively long-lived dogs and cats. With a pet, when something goes wrong, there’s a vet to hurry to. There’s time to nurse the illness. Money is spent. The animal lives. But, chickens, being prey animals, often hide their ailments until it is too late. Or, they sicken and die within 24 hours.
    http://hencam.com/henblog/2009/12/chickens-die/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foley11 View Post
    There is a noticeable malaise amongst the CHE.


    Not as sharp as they once were.

    Ha! They were never sharp, genius.

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