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    a giant, non-ghay poodle.



    what? oh right.


    just a giant poodle then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    An generator.

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    Order "VirilisPro"... the “all natural” male enhancement generator. *








    * De-gloving doctor not included

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    Pretend like it's a 50th?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache 51 View Post
    Pretend like it's a 50th?
    Is that 10 fives?

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    Pre-order and stash.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Order "VirilisPro"... the “all natural” male enhancement generator. *








    * De-gloving doctor not included
    LOLZ!!!

    Degloving. All the kids are doing it.

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    A heirloom-quality watch that you can pass on to your kid of choice.

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    I mean, come on Fozy, Vegas! Golf, drinking, steaks, shooting AK-47's, hookers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rambler View Post
    I mean, come on Fozy, Vegas! Golf, drinking, steaks, shooting AK-47's, hookers!
    it doesn't get any better than that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Hardy Mums are hitting roadside stands, you know.

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    Found a good cheap place in Goshen with giant ones that I pass every month or so on the way to Pa.......good prices on propane too!

    Wifey saved last years mums too which seem to be flowering in some god-forsaken corner of my yard, so I'll see iffin I can work them into the "Porch presentation" and save some sheckles.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sports View Post
    Pre-order and stash.

    They are very expensive, or so I've heard.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    They are very expensive, or so I've heard.




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    Well, just compare the daily cost between this aid (buck or less) and coffee ($1.50 if dripped at home). What will be more satisfying, the 5-7 minutes average time that takes for a human to drink a cup of coffee, or the 5 minutes average time for a man to blast?

    It's all about personal choices.

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