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    40th Birthday Ideas

    The big one is coming up in December. Any suggestions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fozy72 View Post
    The big one is coming up in December. Any suggestions?
    Drink (40)-40oz.ers?

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    A frisbee with a cool logo on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Drink (40)-40oz.ers?
    Living in Florida, by law they only sell 32oz. I have no idea why other than Bloomberg has property here.

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    Hummer - sex act and/or vehicle

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    A frisbee with a cool logo on it.

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    Where can someone like me purchase an awesome item such as this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Where can someone like me purchase an awesome item such as this?
    even the handicapped can use the Internetz, no?

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    An shrubbery.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    A frisbee with a cool logo on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    An shrubbery.


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    Hardy Mums are hitting roadside stands, you know.

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    10 4's

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    Hookers and snow tires.

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    Learn to properly go down on a chick. Then, after leaving your wife/girlfriend a quivering, post-multi-orgasmic mess, file for divorce and move in with Olivia Munn.

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    Off-road motorcycle trip in the SouthWest.

    Soon enough you'll be too old to fall off a bike without hurting yourself.

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    An generator.

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    Buy 40 generators

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    you midget ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    you midget ****
    SCAN THE BOARD!!














































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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    An generator.

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    light the birthday cake candles with a generator. impress the crowd.

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    Visit an underground city...

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