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    Today's cautionary tale...

    good God!

    I bet this hurts more than a broken ankle



    Texas man says penis pill caused bloody fracture; Claims male-enhancement supplement suffered ‘significant pain,’ lawsuit claims
    Adrian Carter, 29, of Texas says that a male-enhancement supplement he took transformed a motel 'romp' into a bloody, painful ordeal requiring surgery.

    BY ERIK ORTIZ / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

    PUBLISHED: FRIDAY, AUGUST 31, 2012, 8:25 AM
    UPDATED: FRIDAY, AUGUST 31, 2012, 10:12 AM
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    A Texas man claims a supplement promising to increase sexual pleasure caused him excruciating pain during intercourse — so great that his penis allegedly fractured, squirted blood and required an operation that messed with his manhood, according to a lawsuit.

    The Aug. 27 complaint said Adrian Carter, 29, experienced “significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror” during a Houston motel romp last year, ABCNews.com reported Thursday.

    The nightmarish scenario apparently wasn’t over: He went to an emergency room where doctors decided to “deglove” his penis — wherein the skin was removed to repair the urethra because it had “separated completely,” the suit said.

    Following surgery, he had to urinate using a catheter and was warned by doctors that he may never have an erection again or father children, Courthouse News Service reported.

    The suit faults the maker of VirilisPro, the “all natural” supplement that Carter said he took before meeting his “paramour.”

    VirilisPro’s website says it increases sexual performance and “penile hardness,” lasting for up to three days.

    The product — which retails for $59.99 a bottle — is made “with only natural ingredients to prevent harmful side effects,” according to its manufacturer.

    Listed among its ingredients are epimedium, panax ginseng and Lycium Chinese.

    New Jersey-based drug maker Haute Health LLC couldn’t be reached for comment Thursday.

    Carter is seeking unspecified monetary damages, including for medical expenses, and pain and suffering.

    “It was pretty horrific to view the pictures,” Carter’s attorney, Melissa Moore, told ABCNews.com. “I know it sounds unusual ... He was young and healthy and on no other meds at the time he took the supplement.”

    But some medical experts aren’t convinced he could have suffered such anguish from a pill.

    Dr. Jeff Carney, chief of urology at Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta, told ABCNews.com that while a penis can become fractured during sex, he’s never heard of “anyone being put at a higher risk for fracture because of a prescription or an herbal drug.”

    “When a man breaks his penis it can be very scary,” (No ****!)

    Carney added. “I believe he took this story and spiced it up.”



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    Our jack Russell's penis one day swelled up to the size of a fist. I was trying to figure out what the hell happened but I almost passed out from looking at it and feeling sorry for him. We put him in the tub with warm water and it eventually went back to normal. Still don't know what the hell happened, but I'm a little dizzy just reliving it.

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    If that doesn't give you the chills, nothing will.

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    Breaks his penis?

    Jesus, dude. Use a little finesse. She's not a chunk of concrete you're jack-hammering in a parking lot. WLF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Our jack Russell's penis one day swelled up to the size of a fist. I was trying to figure out what the hell happened but I almost passed out from looking at it and feeling sorry for him. We put him in the tub with warm water and it eventually went back to normal. Still don't know what the hell happened, but I'm a little dizzy just reliving it.


    Quote Originally Posted by JetsfanfromtheBURGH View Post
    If that doesn't give you the chills, nothing will.
    I agree 100%

    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Breaks his penis?

    Jesus, dude. Use a little finesse. She's not a chunk of concrete you're jack-hammering in a parking lot. WLF?
    Borgo needs to publish a book for these types

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Breaks his penis?

    Jesus, dude. Use a little finesse. She's not a chunk of concrete you're jack-hammering in a parking lot. WLF?
    It's not like it's a dog/man hammering a stone wall.

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    "De-Glove" sent a shudder through to my core. I cannot friggin' imagine that.

    Two-for-two, JW.

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    what is with you JW - first poop seat, now broken penis stuff..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    what is with you JW - first poop seat, now broken penis stuff..
    bored as hell, the outrageous always entertains

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    what is with you JW - first poop seat, now broken penis stuff..
    really. maybe some time off...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    "De-Glove" sent a shudder through to my core. I cannot friggin' imagine that.
    Holy sh*t!!!

    Probably the same shudder Edward Scissorhands has when he thinks about fapping.

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    Could not read. Started to, and began to shiver. May have to go have a work-tug just to regain tranquil, long weekend mindset.

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    Take it from persoanl experience; he won't like the nicknames he's gonna hear.

    Best wishes,

    Martin "The Hinge" McElhaney

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    Bob the Sad Crane is another hilarious nickname; for the man with a busted schwang

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Could not read. Started to, and began to shiver. May have to go have a work-tug just to regain tranquil, long weekend mindset.
    do people really do this?

    i consider myself something of a moron, and even i wouldn't consider this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Take it from persoanl experience; he won't like the nicknames he's gonna hear.

    Best wishes,

    Martin "The Hinge" McElhaney
    hahahaha...

    Niel "90 degreer" Delaney

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    De-gloved penis >>> Gary Moore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    do people really do this?

    i consider myself something of a moron, and even i wouldn't consider this.
    Don't sell yourself short, you're a full-on, state of the art, world class moron!

    What's wrong with a work tug?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    De-gloved penis >>> Gary Moore
    why are LOLs at Mr. Moore's expense just more LOL-i-er?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Bob the Sad Crane is another hilarious nickname; for the man with a busted schwang
    "The Flaccid Harpoon"

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