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Thread: My God, I have located teh planet's rectum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYJCAP2 View Post
    wtf is that?
    it's from a movie...



    "Weekend at Plumber's"

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    And all this time I thought Bridgeport was the a$$hole.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    And all this time I thought Bridgeport was the a$$hole.

    Nope, it's the taint....

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    Btw, Shakin, top ten thread title.




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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Nope, it's the taint....
    I'll have you know that Bridgeport is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings, shatterd glass, boarded up windows, wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    I'll have you know that Bridgeport is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings, shatterd glass, boarded up windows, wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
    Abandoned baby carriages, one shoe in the street, milk crates on the corners?

    Its like Harlem with boats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    I'll have you know that Bridgeport is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings, shatterd glass, boarded up windows, wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
    when I'm on the road I sometimes have to visit people at home - unannounced



    only once did I look at an apartment complex and check off "nobody home".
    it was in Bridgeport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Btw, Shakin, top ten thread title.




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    Yes, I think the search for rectums is worth a sticky. B****es!


    On to the wine thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    when I'm on the road I sometimes have to visit people at home - unannounced
    you think your job is bad.


    imagine the people that have to deal with Unannounced Jimmy

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    You know a city is bad when you are on the Amtrak and still feel like you are about to get robbed and killed.

    That is how I felt every time going to and from Boston for school when passing through Bridgeport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    you think your job is bad.


    imagine the people that have to deal with Unannounced Jimmy
    and he's got an attitude at the door. lots of complaints.

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    First chick I ever slept with was from Poughkeepsie, back in 1974 when I think the area was a little nicer.

    I wouldn't know though, we were at The Rocking Horse Dude Ranch on the other side of the river

    Oh, the mammories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    First chick I ever slept with was from Poughkeepsie, back in 1974 when I think the area was a little nicer.

    I wouldn't know though, we were at The Rocking Horse Dude Ranch on the other side of the river

    Oh, the mammories.

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    Holy crap! That was the same place (The Rocking Horse Dude Ranch) where I went on my junior year HS class trip...and I slept with my first chick there!!!!
    (1980). There was a Catholic school there...Our Lady of Something...and one of the girls was obviously feeling the spirit!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    First chick I ever slept with was from Poughkeepsie, back in 1974 when I think the area was a little nicer.

    I wouldn't know though, we were at The Rocking Horse Dude Ranch on the other side of the river

    Oh, the mammories.

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    If Poughkeepsie = rectum, then technically you got back door action and didn't even know it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Porgyman View Post
    Holy crap! That was the same place (The Rocking Horse Dude Ranch) where I went on my junior year HS class trip...and I slept with my first chick there!!!!
    (1980). There was a Catholic school there...Our Lady of Something...and one of the girls was obviously feeling the spirit!!!
    Wow--same thing, we did our sophmore trip there! I had met her the summer before up at Ithaca College, she lived in Pough and I convinced her to come across to TRHDR for my trip.

    Good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Wow--same thing, we did our sophmore trip there! I had met her the summer before up at Ithaca College, she lived in Pough and I convinced her to come across to TRHDR for my trip.

    Good times.

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    Rocking Horse Ranch. I lived about 2 mins down 44/55 from the place. They "apparently" have a "problem" with people lighting off fireworks at 1am. Seems to freak out the horsies.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    and he's got an attitude at the door. lots of complaints.
    oh hai! i'z Unannounced Jimmy.


    i'm here 2 give u attitudez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10PennyToColes87 View Post
    A terrible terrible terrible terrible movie that had hype teasers like this that made it seem like it was going to be amazing. Really pissed me off, I don't even think smaller theatres carried it. But it sucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    Unannounced Jimmy
    When me Borgo and WCO get together with our guitars at Stokes schween pool during the Hampur orgy....

    "Ladies and gentleman...presenting....straight from teh planets rectum...Unannounced Jimmy!!!! By all means, eat teh brown acid, you'll need it, man!!!"






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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    When me Borgo and WCO get together with our guitars at Stokes schween pool during the Hampur orgy....

    "Ladies and gentleman...presenting....straight from teh planets rectum...Unannounced Jimmy!!!! By all means, eat teh brown acid, you'll need it, man!!!"

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    Orgy? I thought it was just going to be a booze-filled gathering that may or may not lead to forcible rape of southside (some is better than none). With monocles.

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