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    Quote Originally Posted by Digetydog View Post
    khaki golf shorts.
    Exactly.

    With relaxable waistband.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper17 View Post
    I don't get the outrage (R in a little circle) about cargo shorts.

    What is the alternative for a 20-30 something? Docker nut-huggers that come to mid-thigh? I do not have small legs.
    Google "Khaki Golf Shorts" for a good laugh:




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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper17 View Post
    I don't get the outrage (R in a little circle) about cargo shorts.

    What is the alternative for a 20-30 something? Docker nut-huggers that come to mid-thigh? I do not have small legs.



    Certainly an ghey??
    My girlfriend threw out all my cargo shorts and made me but a pair like this in 3 different colors. At first it was kinda ghey, but they aren't really that bad. Definitely a little nut hugging tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    What kind of shorts do real men wear then?
    Shorts without big pockets on the side.

    Same thing with pants.

    You don't have to go to Banana Republic, geez, even THE GAP sells them.

    Flat front sunwashed shorts. NOT the cargo ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    You don't have to go to Banana Republic, geez, even THE GAP sells them.
    WalMart has camo cargo shorts that I like.

    You think The Gap carries them as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Shorts without big pockets on the side.

    Same thing with pants.

    You don't have to go to Banana Republic, geez, even THE GAP sells them.

    Flat front sunwashed shorts. NOT the cargo ones.

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    And to mix it up in the summer, go with plaid and/or madras shorts.

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    This is the first I have heard of the age restrictions on cargo shorts.

    What is the cutoff age?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    WalMart has camo cargo shorts that I like.

    You think The Gap carries them as well?
    The last pair of "cargo" anything I have/had were my brother's Marine Fighter Flight Suit (still have it) and about 3 pairs of his Marine camoflauged pants.

    Wore the sh*t out of those pants in college, could fit 3-4 cans of beer in each pocket.

    That was back in 1979-1981 when I was about 20.

    If SAR were to be seen in Ridgewood wearing cargo shorts, he'd be asked to move out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    This is the first I have heard of the age restrictions on cargo shorts.

    What is the cutoff age?
    Puberty.

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    This whole post is Very Gay BUT

    THe only real acceptable answer to this question is that we ALL need to be wearing our old Curtis Martin jerseys.

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    1. Dog-face mask;
    2. 18th Century clothes;
    3. Frenchy-like talk;
    4. Heavy-duty Viagra dose;
    5. Wall, with glory hole, labeled as "Pfail Strip".

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Wore the sh*t out of those pants in college, could fit 3-4 cans of beer in each pocket.
    Well...I still need a place to put my bowl.

    These aren't gonna cut it:



    And I'd have to duct tape my chub to my leg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    And to mix it up in the summer, go with plaid and/or madras shorts.
    I can't carry off plaid or madras.

    Too busy on my frame.

    You have to be 5'-6" or taller to pull that look off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post

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    And I'd have to duct tape my chub to my leg
    Your chub reaches your cargo pocket?

    Betsy is a lucky woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Well...I still need a place to put my bowl.

    These aren't gonna cut it:



    And I'd have to duct tape my chub to my leg
    Make sure to get those snazzy all-white low-top sneakers also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    And to mix it up in the summer, go with plaid and/or madras shorts.


    I see. Much less of teh ghey.

    Should I too tuck in my t-shirt whilst wearing them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper17 View Post
    Make sure to get those snazzy all-white low-top sneakers also.
    Is that guy wearing socks or is going Dominican the new thing on the links?

    lol

    I showed the GF the picture. Said the shorts reminded her of what her ex wore.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper17 View Post
    I see. Much less of teh ghey.

    Should I too tuck in my t-shirt whilst wearing them?
    Tucking in a shirt is solely reserved for the old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper17 View Post


    I see. Much less of teh ghey.

    Should I too tuck in my t-shirt whilst wearing them?
    I'm not a big fan of plaid. I'll have to check my latest copy of GQ and Esquire to see if that's acceptable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsfanfromtheBURGH View Post
    I'm not a big fan of plaid. I'll have to check my latest copy of GQ and Esquire to see if that's acceptable.
    6' 270 for me.

    Although it is a well-worn 270, I still don't think plaid and I should ever communicate.

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