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Thread: Stevie Johnson (groin) limited on Wednesday

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    Quote Originally Posted by JetsfanfromtheBURGH View Post
    Dude, no. Seeing this is like seeing your sister naked.

    Erase from memory, erase from memory, erase from memory.
    Unless you live in Arkansas, Alabama, Alaska, Kentucky, etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Don't worry, it'll never happen. Plus, if it does, Tebow steps in and plays lights out, Pro Bowl caliber, corner for the remainder of the season.
    Oh good. I was a little worried. Almost forgot about TEBOW b**ches!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    Unless you live in Arkansas, Alabama, Alaska, Kentucky, etc
    True

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    Sounds like Chad Johnson with his twisted ankle. All this hype how he owns Revis. Now he's got his built in excuse. Pulled Vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    LOL.

    With our luck he will crush someone and hurt himself.
    Actually I hope Landry introduced Schilens to his voodoo witch doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    They're setting expectations low. Johnson will hobble off the line on the first two plays then...BAM! He sprints on 3rd down for a 70 yard TD.

    #SOJF
    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    On the play, Revis blows out his patella tendon.

    SOJF
    Then..a darkness descends over teh stadium...we look up, mouths agape...as an enormous cloud of Aids arrives from Foxboro and plucks firemans ed by his helmet into the sky, legs aflailing.

    We want pumpkin we want the pumkin

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Then..a darkness descends over teh stadium...we look up, mouths agape...as an enormous cloud of Aids arrives from Foxboro and plucks firemans ed by his helmet into the sky, legs aflailing.

    We want pumpkin we want the pumkin

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    Sounds like a party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NY's stepchild View Post
    Sounds like Chad Johnson with his twisted ankle. All this hype how he owns Revis. Now he's got his built in excuse. Pulled Vagina.
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by NY's stepchild View Post
    Sounds like Chad Johnson with his twisted ankle. All this hype how he owns Revis. Now he's got his built in excuse. Pulled Vagina.
    Stuffed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Stuffed?
    He'd probably have to be traded to the Patriots for that. Fitzy does look funny, and he sounds weird in those NFL commercials, but I don't think he's teh gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    But, in a strange turn of fate, Schillens becomes the national spokesperson for Os-Cal and retires from football after the company offers him a contract worth millions. On his way out of the 21 Club celebrating his good fortune, Schillens is struck and killed by a catering van driven by Vernon Gholston.
    Gholston hitting somebody? Anybody?

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    Built in excuse for Buffalo fans.

    Fantastic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    But, in a strange turn of fate, Schillens becomes the national spokesperson for Os-Cal and retires from football after the company offers him a contract worth millions. On his way out of the 21 Club celebrating his good fortune, Schillens is struck and killed by a catering van driven by Vernon Gholston.
    I find that hard to believe.....Vernon couldn't hit anything, much less kill something

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    Quote Originally Posted by NY's stepchild View Post
    He'd probably have to be traded to the Patriots for that. Fitzy does look funny, and he sounds weird in those NFL commercials, but I don't think he's teh gay.
    LOL. Wasn't making an allusion to gayness. Just the "pulled vagina" reference seemed odd. Thought that Johnson having his "vagina" stuffed seemed more physiologically correct than it being "pulled" for some reason. Yes, I'm semi-psychotic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Wasn't making an allusion to gayness. Just the "pulled vagina" reference seemed odd. Thought that Johnson having his "vagina" stuffed seemed more physiologically correct than it being "pulled" for some reason. Yes, I'm semi-psychotic.
    Yes you are a very strange man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    Yes you are a very strange man.
    I'm losing it big time, Jordy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I'm losing it big time, Jordy.
    Did you ever have it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMo View Post
    Did you ever have it??
    Two weeks back in '77. Doctor prescribed tetracycline. (Happily, just joking. The STD fairy spared me.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Two weeks back in '77. Doctor prescribed tetracycline. (Happily, just joking. The STD fairy spared me.)
    I'm guessing that alone was a minor miracle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    I'm guessing that alone was a minor miracle.
    Luck of the (with)draw, I guess.

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