they discussed how you get pinkeye in the movie Knocked Up. Not saying this is how you got it Locke, but just sayin.
Jonah: We got pinkeye.
Ben Stone: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?
Jason: Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.
Jay: Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere.
Pete: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?
Pete: That's awesome!
Jonah: Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?
Martin: No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high.
Hmmm....in Boston we just call that the 8th hole on the front nine. But 4th is OK too (giggle, snork). Of course, being fair, your guys's research facility is limited to, what, Columbia? While up here we got Hahvahd and especially MIT going at the problem from every which way. And man do those MIT foreign exchange students come up with some funky points of entry.