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    What a farkin day I've had *****es!

    1. Someone smacked into my brand new 2012 Cadillac SRX this morning.

    2. Mid morning after I settled down about the car, I dropped my iphone and the screen totally shattered.

    3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.

    JETS BETTER WIN SUNDAY!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post
    1. Someone smacked into my brand new 2012 Cadillac SRX this morning.

    2. Mid morning after I settled down about the car, I dropped my iphone and the screen totally shattered.

    3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.

    JETS BETTER WIN SUNDAY!!!!
    That probably sucks. That was always going to be my built in excuse whenever I needed a good excuse to bail out of school or work over the years. No one wants to be near you with pink eye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post
    1. Someone smacked into my brand new 2012 Cadillac SRX this morning.

    2. Mid morning after I settled down about the car, I dropped my iphone and the screen totally shattered.

    3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.

    JETS BETTER WIN SUNDAY!!!!
    Wow, that sucks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by chesapeakejet View Post
    Wow, that sucks.


    close encounters of the Red Ghey kind??

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    Wow that is brutal. At least you aren't PatsFanTX.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post


    3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.
    !!!
    If I were you Id sew my arse shut, pronto.




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    If you do have conjunctivitis I would advise you to stop looking at really bright screens .
    ie. computers, & TV's
    get better try to get some sleep.

    at least you're not banned like FF2

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post
    1. Someone smacked into my brand new 2012 Cadillac SRX this morning.

    2. Mid morning after I settled down about the car, I dropped my iphone and the screen totally shattered.

    3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.

    JETS BETTER WIN SUNDAY!!!!
    I'm gonna say that you should probably think about taking the day off tomorrow.

    That's a heckuva brutal day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    That probably sucks. That was always going to be my built in excuse whenever I needed a good excuse to bail out of school or work over the years. No one wants to be near you with pink eye.
    My son caught this in kindergarten and second grade. (Grade school: Nature's petri dish.) No big deal. Just get the antibiotic eye drops from your doctor and it clears up real fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Just get the antibiotic eye drops from your doctor and it clears up real fast.
    Got em!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post
    Got em!
    And if they itch, pour lukewarm black tea in them. No BS - works fantastically

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post
    Got em!
    If I remember correctly, you stop being infectious after the first day's application. At least that's what my kid's* pediatrician told us.

    BTW, he's now a high school freshman. What!? Where the f**k did 14 years go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by adpz View Post
    And if they itch, pour lukewarm black tea in them. No BS - works fantastically
    Cut to Locke accidentally picking up the hot cup of tea.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Cut to Locke accidentally picking up the hot cup of tea.


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    "Hey, if lukewarm tea works on the itch, I bet a bowl of scalding consommé (properly clarified, of course) in each eye would really do the trick!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    If you do have conjunctivitis I would advise you to stop looking at really bright screens .
    ie. computers, & TV's
    get better try to get some sleep.

    at least you're not FF2
    Fixed

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    they discussed how you get pinkeye in the movie Knocked Up. Not saying this is how you got it Locke, but just sayin.

    Jonah: We got pinkeye.
    Ben Stone: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?
    Jason: Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.
    Jay: Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere.
    Pete: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?
    Jonah: Totally!
    Pete: That's awesome!
    Jonah: Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?
    Martin: No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post
    2.... I dropped my iphone and the screen totally shattered.

    3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    If you do have conjunctivitis I would advise you to stop looking at really bright screens .
    ie. computers, & TV's
    Not all bad, #2 begat a solution for #3, apparently.





    Seriously, hope your week improves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    If you do have conjunctivitis I would advise you to stop looking at really bright screens .
    ie. computers, & TV's
    get better try to get some sleep.

    at least you're not banned like FF2
    He's not banned, he's just singing along to Animal's new workout plan.
    Last edited by NYJCAP2; 09-06-2012 at 06:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post
    Got em!
    And stop letting Tokyo fart on your pillow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LockeJET View Post
    1. Someone smacked into my brand new 2012 Cadillac SRX this morning.

    2. Mid morning after I settled down about the car, I dropped my iphone and the screen totally shattered.

    3. Then in the afternoon my eyes were bothering me and I now have Conjunctivitis in both eyes.

    JETS BETTER WIN SUNDAY!!!!
    could be worse


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