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Thread: What a farkin day I've had *****es!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan View Post
    they discussed how you get pinkeye in the movie Knocked Up. Not saying this is how you got it Locke, but just sayin.

    Jonah: We got pinkeye.
    Ben Stone: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something?
    Jason: Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.
    Jay: Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere.
    Pete: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow?
    Jonah: Totally!
    Pete: That's awesome!
    Jonah: Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye?
    Martin: No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high.
    Such a stupid movie.

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    Did you also have to travel to Poughkeepsie today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by escamoter2 View Post
    could be worse

    I'd hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by escamoter2 View Post
    could be worse

    I am so aroused right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by escamoter2 View Post
    could be worse

    Whoa....the legendary... 4th input.




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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Whoa....the legendary... 4th input.




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    Hmmm....in Boston we just call that the 8th hole on the front nine. But 4th is OK too (giggle, snork). Of course, being fair, your guys's research facility is limited to, what, Columbia? While up here we got Hahvahd and especially MIT going at the problem from every which way. And man do those MIT foreign exchange students come up with some funky points of entry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Cut to Locke accidentally picking up the hot cup of tea.


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    come on now.


    this isn't Unannounced Jimmy we're dealing with here.

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    Brand new Caddy and an Iphone huh? No f*ckin' sympathy here pal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    come on now.


    this isn't Unannounced Jimmy we're dealing with here.
    Lmao!



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    Quote Originally Posted by escamoter2 View Post
    could be worse

    That's nuts...
    I can flip my eye lids

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    That's nuts...
    I can flip my eye lids
    Pics or GTFO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Pics or GTFO.

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    It's nothing special maybe a little weird.
    I used to do it when I was in grammar school lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    It's nothing special maybe a little weird.
    I used to do it when I was in grammar school lol
    Not as cool, but more attractive...lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    It's nothing special maybe a little weird.
    I used to do it when I was in grammar school lol
    I can tuck my penis kinda like, let's say, up, and then pull my entire scrotum down over it so the whole package looks like a boiled walnut.


    Just sayin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    I can tuck my penis kinda like, let's say, up, and then pull my entire scrotum down over it so the whole package looks like a boiled walnut.


    Just sayin.
    Your scrotum is above your wang?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    I can tuck my penis kinda like, let's say, up, and then pull my entire scrotum down over it so the whole package looks like a boiled walnut.


    Just sayin.
    lmaoooo what a visual

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    It's nothing special maybe a little weird.
    I used to do it when I was in grammar school lol
    Gross

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    I can tuck my penis kinda like, let's say, up, and then pull my entire scrotum down over it so the whole package looks like a boiled walnut.


    Just sayin.

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    Why would you two mock an acting legend like Wilford Brimley?

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