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    Quote Originally Posted by Gangrene View Post
    You are all "special", short bus or not.

    Yes, I Did friend request a bunch of you dead beats because it's clear no one has any desire for a Hampur Social - I thought I may as well make my imaginary friends on the internet "real" by friend requesting you homo sapiens.

    You must all be relieved it's not just you being friend requested ... roooight ?

    I hate face book and I use no other social platform other than Instagram and The Hampur . . .

    I likely spend two plus hours a day reading and replying to Hampur/JI threads so yes this is as real as social interaction gets for me ... totally sick right ?
    It's ok Vick.

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    I denied. What do you think I am? Leftover friends? pppppssshhhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    I denied. What do you think I am? Leftover friends? pppppssshhhhh
    I was going to wait until your 30th birthday to friend you but fu*k I thought, why wait we can Hallmark moments right now bi*chez !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    It's ok Vick.
    Unrelated to the current thread, that cross-eyed Mountain Lion is totally sick !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gangrene View Post
    You are all "special", short bus or not.

    Yes, I Did friend request a bunch of you dead beats because it's clear no one has any desire for a Hampur Social - I thought I may as well make my imaginary friends on the internet "real" by friend requesting you homo sapiens.

    You must all be relieved it's not just you being friend requested ... roooight ?

    I hate face book and I use no other social platform other than Instagram and The Hampur . . .

    I likely spend two plus hours a day reading and replying to Hampur/JI threads so yes this is as real as social interaction gets for me ... totally sick right ?

    Makes sense to me, and to answer your PMs, 1) yes, grape jelly is a fine substitute 2) theoretical fisting and 3) reverse power bottom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Makes sense to me, and to answer your PMs, 1) yes, grape jelly is a fine substitute 2) theoretical fisting and 3) reverse power bottom.
    I mean, who else would I choose to discuss these important questions with other than the mere fistful of you that bravely accepted my friend requests.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan View Post
    Mines from gangrene, but 32 and WCO just sent me one as well. Wtf?
    I tol him you are not the stair-climbing chick, and he said "Maybe something good will shake out".

    Or maybe he said "stake out". I have tinnitus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    As opposed to an impossible penis?

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    Wait a minute, I'm confused... did someone free their falcon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    I didn't get one
    your avatar with this post = tremendous lol







    I got one too I can't get rid of

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gangrene View Post
    I mean, who else would I choose to discuss these important questions with other than the mere fistful of you that bravely accepted my friend requests.
    No one. No one at all.

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    ok I accepted Gangreene's friend request and then realized when I saw my other "friends" defense wins championships was there...


    hmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    ok I accepted Gangreene's friend request and then realized when I saw my other "friends" defense wins championships was there...


    hmmm
    See....thats the reason for my initial hesitation. I imagined clicking yes...then waking up from a fog...with a gag-ball in my mouth....duct-taped into immobility.....seated in an auditorium full of similarly stricken Hampurites...

    A sea of sadness and fear. The smell of poop.

    At the podium (hand crafted by Freestater) a Miami-Dolphin jerseyed mongo taps the mic:

    ONe two....Check.check....AHmma guess you want to know why I gathered you all here...but firs....Ahmma buss a ryhme....ladies and genoomin....

    Yeeah yeeeah yeeeeah...

    (ths sounds of muffled wailing and weeping)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    See....thats the reason for my initial hesitation. I imagined clicking yes...then waking up from a fog...with a gag-ball in my mouth....duct-taped into immobility.....seated in an auditorium full of similarly stricken Hampurites...

    A sea of sadness and fear. The smell of poop.

    At the podium (hand crafted by Freestater) a Miami-Dolphin jerseyed mongo taps the mic:

    ONe two....Check.check....AHmma guess you want to know why I gathered you all here...but firs....Ahmma buss a ryhme....ladies and genoomin....

    Yeeah yeeeah yeeeeah...

    (ths sounds of muffled wailing and weeping)
    Did you really "imagine" this? That's quite homo erotic, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    That's quite homo erotic, no?
    To you?

    Absolutely.

    Had no doubt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    To you?

    Absolutely.

    Had no doubt.

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    You said it bro, not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    See....thats the reason for my initial hesitation. I imagined clicking yes...then waking up from a fog...with a gag-ball in my mouth....duct-taped into immobility.....seated in an auditorium full of similarly stricken Hampurites...

    A sea of sadness and fear. The smell of poop.

    At the podium (hand crafted by Freestater) a Miami-Dolphin jerseyed mongo taps the mic:

    ONe two....Check.check....AHmma guess you want to know why I gathered you all here...but firs....Ahmma buss a ryhme....ladies and genoomin....

    Yeeah yeeeah yeeeeah...

    (ths sounds of muffled wailing and weeping)
    That's just as planned; the location is an abandoned roadside church in the catskills, very Twin Peaks.

    " You bit*hez are going to drink a damn beer together (via a straw past the gag ball) in the same friggin room"

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