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    ESPN's John Clayton...Hilarious Video...

    This is perfect for the guy we call the "Crypt Keeper."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHZZ5bwASU

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    Gotta admit, that is pretty funny.

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    Heard him on Michael Kaye a few days ago, says there are about a dozen different endings that they filmed, said ESPN will release them and they'll probably start showing up on youtube soon, like "Mom, where's my food?!?"

    Said it was filmed in his actual basement.

    Too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Heard him on Michael Kaye a few days ago, says there are about a dozen different endings that they filmed, said ESPN will release them and they'll probably start showing up on youtube soon, like "Mom, where's my food?!?"

    Said it was filmed in his actual basement.

    Too funny.

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    No kidding?

    Makes you wonder if that whole setup with the ESPN backdrop curtain is indeed his actual "studio."

    Seriously, has anyone here ever seen this weirdo anywhere other than that torso shot on camera?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    No kidding?

    Makes you wonder if that whole setup with the ESPN backdrop curtain is indeed his actual "studio."

    Seriously, has anyone here ever seen this weirdo anywhere other than that torso shot on camera?
    That's what he said, said it was very convenient that he didn't even have to travel to do the commercial shoot. Although I would imagine all the decorations were props.

    Actually, it was on Mike and Mike, because they said from now on they were going to play "Slayer" songs as his intro on hs weekly spots.

    Btw, I had heard he had a long pony-tail and that's why he never moves his head, and apparently it's true

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    That's what he said, said it was very convenient that he didn't even have to travel to do the commercial shoot. Although I would imagine all the decorations were props.

    Actually, it was on Mike and Mike, because they said from now on they were going to play "Slayer" songs as his intro on hs weekly spots.

    Btw, I had heard he had a long pony-tail and that's why he never moves his head, and apparently it's true

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    He is a bit creepy though.............

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    LOL, is that his real hair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruby2 View Post
    LOL, is that his real hair?
    LOL. No.

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    These commercials are mocking the myth of his ponytail. He has a short mullet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    These commercials are mocking the myth of his ponytail. He has a short mullet.

    So he HAS been seen in the "real world."

    He looks so uncomfortable in that environment.

    You can almost read his mind, "I can't wait to get back to my basement and Mom's cooking. Can I go now?"

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    ... hate the guy ... but gotta admit i laughed ...










    l_j_r

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    What a hoot! Poor chicken little the crypt keeper. Dude looks like he hasn't seen sunlight in years and got some spray tan going instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by John in CT View Post
    LOL. No.
    Vick tried to come back?

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    I almost assumed clayton was an amputee considering we never see him anywhere

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    At last something entertaining emerges from ESPN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by southparkcpa View Post
    He is a bit creepy though.............
    A bit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordy View Post
    No kidding?

    Makes you wonder if that whole setup with the ESPN backdrop curtain is indeed his actual "studio."

    Seriously, has anyone here ever seen this weirdo anywhere other than that torso shot on camera?
    He's no weirdo; he's ****ing awesome. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    He's no weirdo; he's ****ing awesome. LOL
    Well, maybe. But he's one of the most uninformed of the NFL "rumor" mongers and rarely, if ever, breaks news.

    That was is MO for years.

    Without that, what is his value?

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