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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Sitting in a room of about 300 people, and I'm the only one dressed in a suit and tie. I didn't know the dress code was "Wednesday afternoon at the DMV."

    So far not a looker in the bunch.

    Most people brought laptops to "work." I have my iPhone and a book about auto design in the past 50 years.

    Some jerk is talking on a loudspeaker right now.

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    Dressed in a suit? Get yourself some coveralls. Try to blend in and have some fun with it. Maybe get a fake Tyson face tat for tomorrows session.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Are you in Hackensack?

    Good Thai food right there on Main Street. I went there for my jury duty last year.

    That was an epic thread

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    Hey doosh, I started this jury duty thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    jury duty....you know what you have to do.
    jury doot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Sitting in a room of about 300 people, and I'm the only one dressed in a suit and tie. I didn't know the dress code was "Wednesday afternoon at the DMV."

    So far not a looker in the bunch.

    Most people brought laptops to "work." I have my iPhone and a book about auto design in the past 50 years.

    Some jerk is talking on a loudspeaker right now.

    Updates to follow...
    Why the suit and tie? Did you have a phone interview today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Hey doosh, I started this jury duty thing.
    I assisted with the stalking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Why the suit and tie? Did you have a phone interview today?
    Lots of cross-pollination in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Why the suit and tie? Did you have a phone interview today?
    winning!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    I assisted with the stalking.

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    Well I was called in for jury selection, but the case was going to be several weeks long and the judge excused me because I actually have a job.

    Now I'm back in the jury pool room with the scum.

    Really, no good looking people, female or otherwise. Like 2 or 3 "cute" girls, but that's relative. Sort of like Boston girls compared to the rest of the country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    jury doot?
    There's a coffee shop with delicious smelling greasy breakfast sandwiches made to order, but I refuse to use the tiny bathroom in the jury room. So I'm fasting for the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Looks a lot like one of two twins I went to college with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Hey doosh, I started this jury duty thing.
    Yeah, but my thread was epic-er.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Looks a lot like one of two twins I went to college with.
    Which one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Which one?

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    Don't you dare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Well I was called in for jury selection, but the case was going to be several weeks long and the judge excused me because I actually have a job.

    Now I'm back in the jury pool room with the scum.

    Really, no good looking people, female or otherwise. Like 2 or 3 "cute" girls, but that's relative. Sort of like Boston girls compared to the rest of the country.
    Hey,

    At this rate we would take a back of head shot. We are getting desperate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Some jerk is talking on a loudspeaker right now.
    He brought one in with him....?



    Quote Originally Posted by freestater View Post
    thanks...?

    Lolo

    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Are you in Hackensack?

    Good Thai food right there on Main Street. I went there for my jury duty last year.



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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    As soon as lawyers find out my occupation is software engineer, I get excused. I'm highly insulted.
    Oh....we thought you said Soft wet pensioner.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Really, no good looking people, female or otherwise.



    I knew you were flexible, but....





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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Well I was called in for jury selection, but the case was going to be several weeks long and the judge excused me because I actually have a job.

    Now I'm back in the jury pool room with the scum.

    Really, no good looking people, female or otherwise. Like 2 or 3 "cute" girls, but that's relative. Sort of like Boston girls compared to the rest of the country.
    Something similar happened to me... the DA asked if anyone has lawyers as friends and I said many. She said...who are they and I said I wont say.

    She said GTFO!

    I said Thank you.

    BUT I was totally excused....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Well I was called in for jury selection, but the case was going to be several weeks long and the judge excused me because I actually have a job.

    Now I'm back in the jury pool room with the scum.

    Really, no good looking people, female or otherwise. Like 2 or 3 "cute" girls, but that's relative. Sort of like Boston girls compared to the rest of the country.
    Well, they don't have to be good-looking girls. You can always wow us with a Penn Stationeseque photo of your fellow jurors. Maybe there's another Scatman Crothers in a banana suit and shakin' hat to amuse the hampur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    Well, they don't have to be good-looking girls. You can always wow us with a Penn Stationeseque photo of your fellow jurors. Maybe there's another Scatman Crothers in a banana suit and shakin' hat to amuse the hampur.
    The next time LSL goes to jury duty she's going to post a bunch of dudes.....

    <blech>

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    While trying to pick out jurors for the murder case, Prosecutor looks down at his notes for Juror n 58

    Paulie C
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    Likes soccer, and Italian national team (possible pro-gay agenda)
    Moderates a Jets football site => mental health?
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    Carries an umbrella and uses correct grammar
    Likes Bon Jovi (can’t make this sh*t up)

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