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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I'm betting he cowers in the kitchen whilst Gomer the neighbor pours water on it.

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    How did he get in? Do you leave your windows open at night?

    Anyways, if you are man enough just get a towel, throw it on him, pick it up and put it outside. Not a big deal.

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    When do you and the wife start your rabies shots?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    How did he get in? Do you leave your windows open at night?

    Anyways, if you are man enough just get a towel, throw it on him, pick it up and put it outside. Not a big deal.
    no, that's the problem

    no windows were open without screens. I think he came through our cabin's ceiling. makes me wonder if there's a colony somewhere in the ceiling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    When do you and the wife start your rabies shots?

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    wife is in wisconsin

    i just threw a towel over him and put him in the woods. he was a young charmer actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WaffleShark View Post
    Put a garbage can over it and wait it out
    Dude my buddy lives by this rule. If there is ever a garbage can flipped over in his house there is a bug or animal underneath it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    When do you and the wife start your rabies shots?

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    First thing I thought, too. No joke, because you don't know if the bat exposed Timmy and his wife to it's saliva during the night, they--most likely--will need a course of rabies vaccine, prophylactically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post

    makes me wonder if there's a colony somewhere in the ceiling.
    Dude--they're building the "colony" underground.

    It's happening everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NPTJET53 View Post
    Dude my buddy lives by this rule. If there is ever a garbage can flipped over in his house there is a bug or animal underneath it.
    I prefer to get good n drunk then go after the intruder with a wiffle ball bat

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    nothing to see here

    bat picked the wrong mother****** to mess with

    mods please lock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    First thing I thought, too. No joke, because you don't know if the bat exposed Timmy and his wife to it's saliva during the night, they--most likely--will need a course of rabies vaccine.
    Concur, happened to my buddies whole family. They found a bat living in the house, all of them had to get the full rabies treatment.

    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post

    prophylactically.
    I'm not sure using condoms could have saved them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WaffleShark View Post
    I prefer to get good n drunk then go after the intruder with a wiffle ball bat
    That is bold.

    I got one with a tennis racket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    seriously, this stuff is making me ponderous


    fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Concur, happened to my buddies whole family. They found a bat living in the house, all of them had to get the full rabies treatment.



    I'm not sure using condoms could have saved them.

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    Maybe doused it with Astroglide?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Maybe doused it with Astroglide?
    Richard Gere approves...

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    Have u checked your neck for bite marks? Do you have a Team Cullen sticker the back of your Subaru now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    Richard Gere approves...
    LOL (wincing).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    mods please lock
    Heeelllllls no.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    That is bold.

    I got one with a tennis racket.

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    Sometimes its good to switch it up. Depends what the alcohol in question is

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