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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    no, that's the problem

    no windows were open without screens. I think he came through our cabin's ceiling. makes me wonder if there's a colony somewhere in the ceiling.
    You should check the perimeter for any voids.

    He could have also come in when you had your door open. Bringing in groceries or something like that. They can fly right in without you even noticing. And the fact that he is asleep during the daytime is a good thing. Means he might not have rabies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I'm betting he cowers in the kitchen whilst Gomer the neighbor pours water on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    When do you and the wife start your rabies shots?

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    I'm betting she got hers after the first date...

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    That's cool Timmy, I've seen them at night in flight but never up close like that ... props to you for getting the little blighter out alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I'm betting he cowers in the kitchen whilst Gomer the neighbor pours water on it.

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    While I laugh at this I fear that there might actually be a heavy dose of truth to it.

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    Bats and Hornets are cousins.

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    To the Bat Tub! *****es!



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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    To the Bat Tub! *****es!



    lolz

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    You haven't seen bats until you see the bats that live under a bridge in downtown Austin--the world's large urban bat colony.

    1.5 million bats live there every year from March to October! They all fly out every night! It's a huge attraction.

    So, if you want to see bats, come on down!








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    I have heard of the Austin bridge. Up in wino country, we have a bat colony in the eaves; sometimes one gets into the hall closet. Two weeks ago, in 90 degree heat, I'm hearing his heaving and groaning sound as I make a sandwich. I ask the MIL "wtf" and she tells me it's too hot for the bats in their colony, and they're MOVING AROUND.

    Yes, just like my stomach was at the time.

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    This thread is full of LOLs

    And I echo Raoul's first statement -- when is Timmy going to finally conclude that he's just not cut out for country living?

    Come on man, 20 years ago did you ever think in your life you'd say, "I hope there isn't a colony of bats living under the roof of my cabin"?

    Give it up already. You're like Chevy Chase in that movie where he unwittingly eats sheep testiglez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    To the Bat Tub! *****es!


    Lolz!


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    Fargin hillbillies.





















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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    seriously, this stuff is making me morose


    Last edited by jetswin; 09-15-2012 at 08:29 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
    I'm sure you are in quite the mood anyway; how's your work week isssue?

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