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    well now I have a god**** bat in my bathtub, b*tches

    seriously, this stuff is making me morose



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    Put a garbage can over it and wait it out

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    Snow, chickens, hornets, bats...

    Nature is telling you GTFO

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    Quote Originally Posted by WaffleShark View Post
    Put a garbage can over it and wait it out
    the drain is on the side of the tub

    they are endangered and eat my bugs. i want it to live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    the drain is on the side of the tub

    they are endangered and eat my bugs. i want it to live.
    Seems efficent.

    So buy a cape n make him ur new pet...one does not simply own a bat and no cape

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    That bat looks like it needs a ride to the game. Possibly.





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    Timmmy Timmmy Timmmy Timmmy
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    Batmaaaan.




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    Be he alive, or be he dead?


    Got a pair of leather gloves? Pick him up, put him outside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Be he alive, or be he dead?


    Got a pair of leather gloves? Pick him up, put him outside.
    I'm betting he cowers in the kitchen whilst Gomer the neighbor pours water on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Be he alive, or be he dead?


    Got a pair of leather gloves? Pick him up, put him outside.

    Post video on You Tube
    Fixed

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    Look closer, it's actually a fuzzy heat spike you drunkenly deposited in the tub last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I'm betting he cowers in the kitchen whilst Gomer the neighbor pours water on it.

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    I think I read boiling soap water works on bats too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    seriously, this stuff is making me morose


    Why do you have a smoke detector in your bathtub?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I'm betting he cowers in the kitchen whilst Gomer the neighbor pours water on it.

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    Prolly right, looks like he could use a shower. Must be why he flew in to the tub in the first place. He heard from the bees you get free showers at Timmy's.

    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    Fixed
    LOLz!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Why do you have a smoke detector in your bathtub?
    whirlpool

    very ritzy

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    How far is your bathtub from the couch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    whirlpool

    very ritzy
    Solve your bat problem yet?

    Gently coerce him in to a tupperware container and bring him outside.

    Common!




    No offense (I'm off scott free now!), but for an outdoorsy Vermontian, you sure seem like a bit of a wuss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Got a pair of leather gloves? Pick him up,
    he's alive


    but no


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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    How far is your bathtub from the couch?
    why?

    should i offer him a cup of coffee and give him a newspaper?

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