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    Don't know if you noticed, but plumbers have been installing toilets less than 2 feet away from most showers for the past 75 years now.

    Don't be lazy, lard a**. You can muster up the energy to walk 18 inches, can't ya?


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    How could you not with all that running water

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Yup. Check out this bad boy I left for the little woman's Saturday morning surprise.

    **** had its own legs. Impressive.
    Also this is a true Hampur Thread.

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    K I'm really drunk n this is never ok. Spellcheck ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver View Post
    Yup. Check out this bad boy I left for the little woman's Saturday morning surprise.

    You crapped out a hamster?
    I'm no doctor but you may want to get that checked....just sayin'

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    I recently installed a Bidet at the behest of my wife. I wasn't the biggest fan at first (call it being lazy), but now if I don't wash my leather cherrio after squeezing out a masterpiece I feel medieval. I suggest installing the shower onto your toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NxYxJets View Post
    I recently installed a Bidet at the behest of my wife. I wasn't the biggest fan at first (call it being lazy), but now if I don't wash my leather cherrio after squeezing out a masterpiece I feel medieval. I suggest installing the shower onto your toilet.
    I wept at the beauty of this post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NxYxJets View Post
    I recently installed a Bidet at the behest of my wife. I wasn't the biggest fan at first (call it being lazy), but now if I don't wash my leather cherrio after squeezing out a masterpiece I feel medieval. I suggest installing the shower onto your toilet.
    Your a hero!

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    It's my goddamn shower; now, get that camera OUTA HERE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Googoots View Post
    I wept at the beauty of this post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Googoots View Post
    I think this happens far more often than we'd like to believe. Is it ok to do so and do you actually have to be USING the shower at the time to make it ok?
    I seriously doubt that Ms. Gata will ever visit your profile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NxYxJets View Post
    I recently installed a Bidet at the behest of my wife. I wasn't the biggest fan at first (call it being lazy), but now if I don't wash my leather cherrio after squeezing out a masterpiece I feel medieval. I suggest installing the shower onto your toilet.
    In which direction is does your spout flow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYJCAP2 View Post
    In which direction is does your spout flow?
    Northern Hemisphere, I'm assuming clockwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Northern Hemisphere, I'm assuming clockwise.

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    I'd bet my life that the Hampur has at least 5 habitual shower poopers, and at least two of them are mods.

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    That's it.


    I've had it.




    This thread needs to be closed, it's silly.




    Silly thread.




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    Not silly at all but poop toxic ... I thought Jumbo Elliot was bad peeing in a sink.

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