When I was in college, some fvcknut drank too much goldschlager and puked it all up. His name was Schlag from then on.
Fast forward - communal showers in the dorms. Someone leaves a dump in the showers. A few times, maybe once a month for 4 months. No one knew who was doing it. Became known as the Phantom Sh!tter. Asshat Schlag lived in a different dorm, but would crash with some of his friends on my floor once in a while. I connect the dots, no one believes me. Eventually he admits it was him. Fuggin douchnozzle.