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Thread: Couple hump in Yankee Stadium Bathroom Stall for 3 innings

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    Couple hump in Yankee Stadium Bathroom Stall for 3 innings

    NSFW

    http://deadspin.com/5943639/nsfw-at-...-three-innings

    Unable to copy story, but there are pics and a short vid. This guy and gal are going at it completely oblivious to the watching fans.

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    Typical lack of class Yankee fans. They probably vote for Obama, too.

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    Good for them that they can overcome (no pun) the germ issues to enjoy some sexual fun.

    This line in the story had me laughing: "Our man says the girl got the slow-clap treatment when she left the bathroom...". Not sure if someone had the foresight, and lab equipment, to make sure a speedy diagnosis, but bully for them as well.

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    Hey, Sabathia finally put one down the middle!

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    Low and inside.

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    Is there a more uncouth term than "hump"?

    Oh, right....

    "Dry Hump"

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    3 innings? I would have been done before a 3 up/3 down half inning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    Is there a more uncouth term than "hump"?

    Oh, right....

    "Dry Hump"
    "Jizzed", "Analized", "Boffed", "Mercy Humped", etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    "Jizzed", "Analized", "Boffed", "Mercy Humped", etc.
    "Porked" is one of my favorites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    "Porked" is one of my favorites.
    You nailed it. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    "Porked" is one of my favorites.
    Porked Hump?

    Sounds like something that would come in a tasty BBQ sauce, with a side of southern slaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    Porked Hump?

    Sounds like something that would come in a tasty BBQ sauce, with a side of southern slaw.
    And "hush puppies".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    "Porked" is one of my favorites.
    Mods, please merge with the Mongolian Pork Chops thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HDCentStOhio View Post
    Typical lack of class Yankee fans. They probably vote for Obama, too.
    This couldnt have happened at Citi Field unless two horny ghosts got into the bathroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    This couldnt have happened at Citi Field unless two horny ghosts got into the bathroom.

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    Mr. Met at a mezzanine concession stand in broad daylight with a beer girl....and no one noticed a thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    mezzanine concession stand
    Hmmmm, yummy Mezzanine. Thats greek for tasty appetizer, right?

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    Any pics of the chick?


    Useless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    Hmmmm, yummy Mezzanine. Thats greek for tasty appetizer, right?
    I meant to say MetsinNine...but we all know they won't win without extra innings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    This couldnt have happened at Citi Field unless two horny ghosts got into the bathroom.

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    Haha, this made me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    Any pics of the chick?


    Useless.
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