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Thread: So this showed up in my Facebook feed. I think I'll stop complaining about life now..

  1. #21
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    That's just Stokes out fishin. Someone shopped his arm off. I can tell by the pixels.

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    Reminds me of this email I got awhile back.


    I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep.

    The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was Billy Evans the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad.

    I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Johansen said if you foward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me better then.

    Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you foward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10.

    If you don't foward this e-mail, that's OK. Mommy says you're a mean heartless person who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that she hopes that you stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach. What kind of wretched person are you that you can't take five lousy minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?

    Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard. I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy.

    Thank You.
    Billy 'Smiles' Evans,
    The boy with just a head.
    And a burlap sack for a body.

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    How does he do it?

    Sure, it's all inspirational and ****.....but I'm more interested in the mechanical "how-to" of an effectively arm-less, leg-less fisherman.

    How does he turn the handle on the reel or hold the rod with no hands?

    Also, lol heartily at the chain letter email quoated above me. Thats Hi-larious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    How does he do it?

    Sure, it's all inspirational and ****.....but I'm more interested in the mechanical "how-to" of an effectively arm-less, leg-less fisherman.

    How does he turn the handle on the reel or hold the rod with no hands?
    Please tell me you're joking. He's the bait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    He's holding it up to be photographed - he doesnt have any hands or fingers to help hold it up

    Even though I love fishing, I don't know this guy, or don't have any interest in the whole 'professional fishing scene' - just thought this would be something to pass along.


    Edit: I've kissed women with lips like that before

    Another "look at me!" jackbag.

































    J/K very cool, thought it was fishing related, taking out a hook, I don't know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    That's just Stokes out fishin. Someone shopped his arm off. I can tell by the pixels.
    Not for nothin', but this x 1,000!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Please tell me you're joking. He's the bait.
    LMAO

    Holy crap, that was definitely spontaneous LOLing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    LMAO

    Holy crap, that was definitely spontaneous LOLing
    I appreciate your laugh, but know the post seals my fate in hell.

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    Montauk Chum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Ugh. Watching his parents and brother was brutal.

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    I saw a video of this guy talk to high schoolers once. What a great speech.

    As for that being stokes, he wishes he was that tall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Please tell me you're joking. He's the bait.
    No.

    NO.



    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





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    I'm guessing he's popular with the ladies.

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    How does he wipe his ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Bravo View Post
    How does he wipe his ass?
    Dumb question. He doesn't. I don't know anymore than that though. Maybe they drag him through the water butt first?

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    Great post! The strength of human nature at its best…wonderful sport!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    That's just Stokes out fishin. Someone shopped his arm off. I can tell by the pixels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    See?! I told you it was him!




    Bahahahahha! LMFAO! Oh, man, tears here! HA!

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    I guess the better question is how does he use his smart phone?????

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