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    Florida Man Gets Busy with a Donkey

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.1162733

    What more can be said? Cletus got himself some a$$....

    Nice!
    Last edited by Porgyman; 09-20-2012 at 10:32 PM. Reason: link error

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    Since southside couldn't even get some ass that way, they have an inflatable version.


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    Omg Florida sucks so bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Omg Florida sucks so bad.
    Given the choice between watching the dolphins or banging a donkey...

    most Florida residents would have likely chosen the same option.

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    Possibly NSFW but probably too blurry...


    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x46...ht-vision_news

    LMAO at the end credits.
    Last edited by PatriotReign; 09-20-2012 at 07:55 PM.

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    1greennut, what say you? No judgement.

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    Florida is America's penis.


    Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Florida is America's penis.


    Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Florida is America's penis.


    Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...
    Does that make New Orleans the taint?

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    I feel bad for the minature donkey ... a full size donkey would have been disappointed by any human appendage if she was "in season"

    That said ... is this any worse the prostitution ? Or a loveless marriage ? I mean what woman hasn't just gone through the motions because she knows it's less complicated than "having a headache" ?

    How many men have spent tens of thousands of dollars to keep their lovers happy ? On the way to getting lovers naked and later having tea and toast with marmalade for breakfast, in an expensive hotel ?

    This man paid a measly $500, the conversation was likely basic (some grunting) bought some hay, maybe some oats and expected something in return ?

    The alternatives with humans are airline tickets, hotel suites, jewelery and what is to be achieved more than what this upstanding Floridian has gained ? A slightly differently articulated orgasm ... I think this man is (in the immortal words of Charlie Sheen ...) " Winning"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gangrene View Post
    I feel bad for the minature donkey ... a full size donkey would have been disappointed by any human appendage if she was "in season"

    That said ... is this any worse the prostitution ? Or a loveless marriage ? I mean what woman hasn't just gone through the motions because she knows it's less complicated than "having a headache" ?

    How many men have spent tens of thousands of dollars to keep their lovers happy ? On the way to getting lovers naked and later having tea and toast with marmalade for breakfast, in an expensive hotel ?

    This man paid a measly $500, the conversation was likely basic (some grunting) bought some hay, maybe some oats and expected something in return ?

    The alternatives with humans are airline tickets, hotel suites, jewelery and what is to be achieved more than what this upstanding Floridian has gained ? A slightly differently articulated orgasm ... I think this man is (in the immortal words of Charlie Sheen ...) " Winning"
    You've really thought about this one haven't you?

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    LMAO. What the fck is wrong with you shut-ins?

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    The tailgate party at the Dophins game should be interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    The tailgate party at the Dophins game should be interesting.
    Is it BYOD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    The tailgate party at the Dophins game should be interesting.
    As an donkey, I should have me arse sewn shut, if I could get tickets, a ride etc.

    Hit me up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    LMAO. What the fck is wrong with you shut-ins?
    Just because your donkey won't talk to you ... you take it out on us.

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    Did he pull out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Did he pull out?
    He tried to, but the vacuum suction ripped his b*lls off.

    Heard he had to chase it for two miles.


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