Now isn't that the most inspirational title you've seen in a while?

It'll get better. I hope. Or else the next 939 words will be all for naught.*Just like your fantasy football team will be if you can't be held accountable for your (trans)actions in your league.

You know who I'm talking about. If not, you need not look any further than the closest mirror. There's one (if you're lucky) in every league. The type that'll be the first guy (or gal) to tell anyone within earshot that you drafted C.J. Spiller -- or worse, that they anticipated the lump of coal's,...

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