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    Man vs Tiger

    Surprised this didn't get posted yet. Dope wants to kill self, jumps into tiger den at the Bronx Zoo, with predictable (and unsuccessful) results.

    http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/21/us/new...pit/index.html

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    I heard he wanted to see if he tasted like chicken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    I heard he wanted to see if he tasted like chicken.

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    You're better than that.









    Stop throwing your fastball underhanded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    You're better than that.








    No I'm not. I examined that from every angle looking for the gag-line..... and thats the best I got....besides "at least he suffered."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    You're better than that.





    Stop throwing your fastball underhanded.
    So you're saying



















    the mods throw like girls?

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    According to reports, the man wanted to jump into the tiger's den to 'see if he was stupid'. He succeeded.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Surprised this didn't get posted yet. Dope wants to kill self, jumps into tiger den at the Bronx Zoo, with predictable (and unsuccessful) results.

    http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/21/us/new...pit/index.html
    Jets fan not happy about the Bryan Thomas move?

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    LOL.

    Don't you wish as a penalty for doing stupid things that people would be forced to get neutered. This way they don't spawn more jerkoffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot View Post
    Jets fan not happy about the Bryan Thomas move?
    Well the attack happened yesterday, so he must have been a psychic buffoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Well the attack happened yesterday, so not only was he stupid, he was psychic.

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    OK, maybe he was unhappy the the Bryan Thomas move didn't happen then. Shheeeesshhhhhh.

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    Here kitty,kitty, nice kitty,kitty

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    "at least he suffered."



    See, that's what I was expecting.



    Something about a chimp attack could've found its way in there too, but way to redeem yourself.


    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    LOL.

    Don't you wish as a penalty for doing stupid things that people would be forced to get neutered. This way they don't spawn more jerkoffs.

    I'd like to see them setup all Clockwork Orange-like with the Pfail Strip after a Jets loss that has multiple turnovers by both Sanchez and Tebow.


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    Man mauled at Bronx Zoo to be arrested for trespassing, says he wanted 'to be one with the tiger'

    By REBECCA HARSHBARGER and PEDRO OLIVEIRA JR.
    Last Updated: 3:22 PM, September 22, 2012
    Posted: 2:20 PM, September 22, 2012

    The man who was mauled by a tiger at the Bronx Zoo will be arrested for trespassing because of his deliberate decision to be “one with the tiger,” a police spokesman said today.

    David Villalobos, 25, remains hospitalized in stable condition with bites and punctures to his arms, legs, shoulder and back. He also has a broken arm and leg, police said.

    “We anticipate arresting David Villalobos on a trespassing complaint by Bronx Zoo authorities later today or early next week,” NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said early afternoon.

    Police have been in contact with Villalobos and asked him why he made the leap.
    David Villalobos

    “Everybody in life makes choices,” he responded, according to Browne.

    The man said he wanted to be “one with the tiger,” the spokesman added.

    Under questioning at the hospital this morning, Villalobos told police he incurred most of his injuries when he landed on all fours inside the predator’s den — where he awoke a 400-pound Siberian tiger and spent 10 minutes alone with the animal before being rescued.

    “He recalled being dragged by the tiger by the foot, and afterwards being able to pet the tiger,” Browne said.

    “No surprise he landed on all fours considering his passion for cats," Browne said.

    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/b...xjDMP4zxRRdB0H




    What a stupid bastard... he wanted 'to be one with the tiger' and then after being eaten, he could have been the tiger's #2.

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    If they had to euthanize the tiger the stupid schmuck shd be charged
    w murder

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    Quote Originally Posted by fltflo View Post
    Here kitty,kitty, nice kitty,kitty
    45 postings, congrats, you zoom forward to "I'm here bit*ches"

    If I was drunk and had in advertently got married in a weak moment, on sobering up I would likely have jumped from that monorail and expressed "Here kitty,kitty, nice kitty,kitty"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sg3 View Post
    If they had to euthanize the tiger the stupid schmuck shd be charged
    w murder
    When are 60 minutes going to devote their full hour to you ?
    Seriously fascinating human, I would tune in several times a week to seek you on "Big Brother".

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    WELCOME

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