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    Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors

    ...machine shuts itself down when Southside tries to use it


    Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that even play videos to 'help')

    Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.
    According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

    The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

    Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.
    It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

    The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.
    A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz27GY8IkA8
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c

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    The testing process must have been fun...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan View Post
    Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that even play videos to 'help')
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1dMi7T00Oo&sns=em

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    I thought the last thing China would need is more Chinese people.

    Also wtf

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    No thumb in ass attachment? Not interested...

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    WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    RMAO!!!!




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    I guess the traditional hands-free sperm extractor is considered old-fashioned in China:


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    The opening is way too big for a Chinese d!ck. I guess they didn't do much R and D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan View Post
    ...machine shuts itself down when Southside tries to use it


    Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that even play videos to 'help')

    Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.
    According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

    The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

    Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.
    It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

    The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.
    A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz27GY8IkA8
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c
    Massage and Pipe....two words I haven't heard used together before...

    and are there donkey videos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crease29 View Post
    The testing process must have been fun...
    all the testers are dead.

    i have a hands free sperm extrator, i call it wife, why am i not in the news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    and are there donkey videos?
    Even better.







    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLqIWd10ccY

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    The opening is way too big for a Chinese d!ck. I guess they didn't do much R and D.

    Incorrect, they accurately tailored it to the Chinese male population hence the 3" depth.

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    Just imagine the poor guy that has to clean it out between uses...if it is cleaned between uses!!!

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    Throw a blonde wig on that some high heels on the side and I might buy it dinner

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    Yet another example of robots taking work away from mankind. Just that many more college-aged French guys unable to make a buck.

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    The number of Hampur Posters currently researching the viabillity of a home unit: 24

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warfish View Post
    The number of Hampur Posters currently researching the viabillity of a home unit: 24
    Already ordered one.

    Need to figure out how to hook it up to the 220V dryer outlet.

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    Stokes called me and said not to buy this. The opening gave him a headache and made him look like he was from India.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Nice, I was just laughing about the singing bush earlier today whilst enjoying cold ones with friends. Coincidence? I think so.




    And what does this hands free device free up your hands to do? Email? Facebook? Shave? What?

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