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Thread: Sofia Vergara's Ass Tried To Escape Her Dress [kinda NSFW-sh]

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    Sofia Vergara's Ass Tried To Escape Her Dress [kinda NSFW-sh]

    Luckily someone was there to witness it






























    http://gawker.com/5945886/sofia-verg...ess-last-night




    If this doesnt take your mind of off the Jets' hideous performance....then LOLGFY ya hewmos...
    Last edited by Fishooked; 09-24-2012 at 12:31 PM. Reason: scroll down so you dont get in trouble at work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Luckily someone was there to witness it





    http://gawker.com/5945886/sofia-verg...ess-last-night




    If this doesnt take your mind of off the Jets' hideous performance....then LOLGFY ya hewmos...

    how hot is she??


    the best part is she actually posted the photo herself, on her twatter account:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    how hot is she??


    the best part is she actually posted the photo herself, on her twatter account:


    Now that is attention-whoring done right

    Seriously though every time my wife and I flipped back to the Emmys, Modern Family was winning or nominated for something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Luckily someone was there to witness it




    http://gawker.com/5945886/sofia-verg...ess-last-night


    If this doesnt take your mind of off the Jets' hideous performance....then LOLGFY ya hewmos...
    Thats fantastic! She doesn't even have to get undressed for me!

    "No no, sweetie, we'll go to the party in 19 seconds."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Luckily someone was there to witness it






























    http://gawker.com/5945886/sofia-verg...ess-last-night




    If this doesnt take your mind of off the Jets' hideous performance....then LOLGFY ya hewmos...




    omg....Shonne Greene would bounce right off of that and fall down.


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    She is smokin..


    btw am I the only one who thinks Modern Family sucks.Everyone loves it i've seen a couple of episodes didn't laugh once

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    Quote Originally Posted by IHATEDOLPHINS View Post
    She is smokin..


    btw am I the only one who thinks Modern Family sucks.Everyone loves it i've seen a couple of episodes didn't laugh once
    Well then you'll love The new Normal. Totally different than this show. Gotta luv those unoriginal bastards in network tv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IHATEDOLPHINS View Post
    She is smokin..


    btw am I the only one who thinks Modern Family sucks.Everyone loves it i've seen a couple of episodes didn't laugh once
    i thought the first season was hilarious.

    second season was solid, but noticeably worse.

    third season was weak, the show has become a parody of itself.

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    Would motorboat those cheeks to infinity and beyond.


    Unfortunately, I now have cubicle boner(tm).

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Would motorboat those cheeks to infinity and beyond.


    Unfortunately, I now have cubicle boner(tm).

    if only you lived in China, you could have one of those hand-free fapping aides installed under your desk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    if only you lived in China, you could have one of those hand-free fapping aides installed under your desk.
    Good point.

    Are those fapping machines for standing up or sitting down?

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    Smoking...but I think the chick who plays Claire is hotter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Unfortunately, I now have cubicle boner(tm).
    Picture Ed ONiell with a similar wardrobe malfunction. That should get your chair back under the desk.






    Or not.




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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeJet View Post
    Smoking...but I think the chick who plays Claire is hotter.
    they're both super hot.

    i've had a crush on Julie Bowen (Claire) since 'Happy Gilmore.'


    her and Sofia Vergara's cleavage are the main reasons i watch the show



























    well, that and the hilarious gheys

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    Best part of that whole thing is the fact that she doesn't need to wear Spanx to sculp that thing. She is impeccable.

    She is 40 and looks better than broads half her age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    Would motorboat those cheeks to infinity and beyond.


    Unfortunately, I now have cubicle boner(tm).

    I think you mean "TMI", BonerBoy



    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    if only you lived in China, you could have one of those hand-free fapping aides installed under your desk.
    If only


    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Picture Ed ONiell with a similar wardrobe malfunction. That should get your chair back under the desk.


    Or not.




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    :shudder:


    Always had a thing for Julie since that show 'Ed'. but I did see a pic of her in a bikini, and she can definitely use some cheezburgers, or somethin....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    how hot is she??


    the best part is she actually posted the photo herself, on her twatter account:


    I think I see Stokes hiding in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Picture Ed ONiell with a similar wardrobe malfunction. That should get your chair back under the desk.






    Or not.




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    did as you instructed.


    it fell off.



    contacted my attorneys.

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    Boners are generally frowned upon in the workplace

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Boners are generally frowned upon in the workplace
    apparently, not in gov't.


    your tax dollars, hard at work!

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