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    Exclamation Butt-Chugging: Has It Really Come To This?

    Today's generation really is lazy as **** - whatever happened to drinking in volume? Back in my day, you had to earn your drunkenness :shakes_cane:

    On the other hand: LMFAO



    http://gawker.com/5946216/classy-ten...gging-the-wine


    The University of Tennessee chapter of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity has just been suspended after its members began embracing the Real Housewives of New York City lifestyle a little too enthusiastically.

    A 20-year-old brother ended up in the hospital early Saturday morning with severe alcohol poisoning, after having wine squirted up his rectum in a practice known as "butt chugging."

    Because it is not filtered by the liver, alcohol inserted up the butt gets absorbed into the bloodstream more quickly and potently than alcohol consumed in more traditional ways like flaming shots and rum cakes. Wine inserted up the butt has the added benefit of being a little classy.

    The Knoxville News Sentinel reports that police who arrived at the Pike house on Saturday stumbled upon a scene not unlike the one that unfolded every night during the Housewives' recent three-episode stint in St. Barth's: several young men passed out in various bedrooms, "and bags from wine boxes, some empty and some partially empty, strewn across the halls and rooms."

    The boy whose butt chugged an unladylike amount of wine arrived at the University of Tennessee Medical Center emergency room with a blood alcohol level believed to be "well over" 4.0 percent. He has since been discharged.

    The UT chapter of Pi Kappa Alpha was previously suspended in 2008, when three pledges contracted staph infections "after being made to do exercises on a bathroom floor" as part of a hazing ritual.

    White or red, do you think?

    (Knoxville News Sentinel // Image via Beyond Elements/flickr)

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    "Wine inserted up the butt has the added benefit of being a little classy."



    Whew, I was starting to get worried.





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    Can't wait for Jaeger-butt-bombs this weekend!!

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    Did they have to use boxed wine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Today's generation really is lazy as **** - whatever happened to drinking in volume? Back in my day, you had to earn your drunkenness :shakes_cane:

    On the other hand: LMFAO



    http://gawker.com/5946216/classy-ten...gging-the-wine
    Boffing dudes, anal insertions? You're officially on my "Concerned about..." list.














































    Directly under Jets Things.






















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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Boffing dudes, anal insertions? You're officially on my "Concerned about.

    Directly under Jets Things.



    Shut yr fOOK up!!

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    Soak a tampon in vodka and *pop* it right up the keester. Time released drunkenness that's hidden. Great for times drinking isn't allowed. No one is the wiser.

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    That is so full of Ghey. And what, they couldn't do a few shots? I weep for the future...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Parachuting is the new hotness.

    Soak a tampon in vodka and *pop* it right up the keester. Time released drunkenness that's hidden. Great for times drinking isn't allowed. No one is the wiser.
    And when you're done...


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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    That is so full of Ghey. And what, they couldn't do a few shots? I weep for the future...

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    I am beginning to hope the Mayans are right.

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    The stuff I need to warn my son about before he leaves for college has hit an all time low.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    The stuff I need to warn my son about before he leaves for college has hit an all time low.

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    I'm sure he can figure out to ignore this one himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    And when you're done...

    LOL. VODKA BOMB!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    And when you're done...

    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    LOL. VODKA BOMB!

    so that's the modern-day equivalent of throwing a beer in someone's face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    so that's the modern-day equivalent of throwing a beer in someone's face?
    :shakescan:

    Back in my day we drank alcohol.

    Edit: Was supposed to be shakescane, but shakescan kind of works.

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    I'm sure one of the frat brothers shows off by opening the bottle with his clenched sphincter. No doubt, to wild applause by those assembled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Can't wait for Jaeger-butt-bombs this weekend!!
    <insert re robe pic >

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    <insert re robe pic >
    HAMPUR LAW: You can't have a peebag without a winebag first.

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