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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    I've been pulling a Stokes and started texting people picture of beers whilst on the golf course - there's no better way to get under someone's skin. Perhaps I'll ask the cart girl to get on her knees whilst serving the beer next time....

    Glad to see you back, pal.
    Who are you?

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    Glad to see you are doing well Stokes.

    Proof of Life was a terrible movie BTW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Who are you?

    The guy who "Bad Lieutenants" golf cart girls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    The guy who "Bad Lieutenants" golf cart girls?
    Not familiar with that term.

    At work. Do I google that or wait til I get home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Not familiar with that term.

    At work. Do I google that or wait til I get home?

    Let's just say Harvey Keitel intimidates a young girl into doing some naughty fapworthy things but never actually touches her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Not familiar with that term.

    At work. Do I google that or wait til I get home?
    Watch it on your iPad at an abandoned cul-de-sac and don't let your wife know. If she sees that scene and puts it together that the recommendation came from the hampur...good god man

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Watch it on your iPad at an abandoned cul-de-sac and don't let your wife know. If she sees that scene and puts it together that the recommendation came from the hampur...good god man
    Loss of your Avatar is a loss for one and all. Just say'in.

    By the way Stokes, if you have yet to see Looper, go see Looper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Who are you?
    I'm sh!tbag....your long lost cousin.

    How ya been?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Watch it on your iPad at an abandoned cul-de-sac and don't let your wife know. If she sees that scene and puts it together that the recommendation came from the hampur...good god man
    An abandoned cul-de-sac...that sounds creepy.

    I'll watch it in the empty parking lot of the foreclosed dry cleaner nearby. Much better.

    And the wife knows all too well that half of my creepy ideas come from this forum anyway. Tonight I'll be all romantic saying, "I remember fondly when we met in college at 19 years old, honey. And I'll be thinking of that when I go to Time Machine Bang you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    Let's just say Harvey Keitel intimidates a young girl into doing some naughty fapworthy things but never actually touches her.
    Timmmy did a carstop like that once;

    He handed the girls three peaches and said "you like holding peaches? Three peaches? Thaaaaaaaats right hold those peaches".


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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post
    Monday Night



    Tuesday—Weeburn Country Club—beautiful course, played great




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    A wee man at Weeburn. Perfect.

    Btw, even real pictures of you are starting to look like cro- fire shopjobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Btw, even real pictures of you are starting to look like cro- fire shopjobs.
    +1



    Behold how the tee practically dwarfs his dwarve hand in this shot









    Cro fire couldnt have done better


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    Seriously Stokes (I know you hate me these days and all, but trust me on this one), see Looper, in the Theatre. You may hate me slightly less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    An abandoned cul-de-sac...that sounds creepy.

    I'll watch it in the empty parking lot of the foreclosed dry cleaner nearby. Much better.

    And the wife knows all too well that half of my creepy ideas come from this forum anyway. Tonight I'll be all romantic saying, "I remember fondly when we met in college at 19 years old, honey. And I'll be thinking of that when I go to Time Machine Bang you!"

    LOL -- a new term for the hampur lexicon


    BTW, welcome back Stokes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    An abandoned cul-de-sac...that sounds creepy.

    I'll watch it in the empty parking lot of the foreclosed dry cleaner nearby. Much better.

    And the wife knows all too well that half of my creepy ideas come from this forum anyway. Tonight I'll be all romantic saying, "I remember fondly when we met in college at 19 years old, honey. And I'll be thinking of that when I go to Time Machine Bang you!"


    Just saw this. Great referential humor, jetstream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post


    Just saw this. Great referential humor, jetstream.
    +1

    Lmao....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Behold how the tee practically dwarfs his dwarve hand in this shot






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    Tee? I though it was a birdbath!

    That is a dwarve hand.

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    Who is Stokes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JStokes View Post



    POSSIBLY.

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    Completely shopped.





    Pixle ation and what not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Tee? I though it was a birdbath!

    That is a dwarve hand.
    Look at how the sleeve on the jacket is bunched up, and sliding over his hand. You know that jacket was bought in the Macy's kids department.

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