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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    Everyone else in my house is on Weight Watchers, counting points and scanning label bar codes on food packages with their phones. And yakking about it 24/7.

    I'm gonna be fat until the day I die.
    just more of you to loathe....

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    If one of us dies, I mean, you know, this is how it would go, right?

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    If one of us dies, I mean, you know, this is how it would go, right?

    SAR I
    wait...


    did you just admit to killing an midget??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    wait...

    did you just admit to killing an midget??
    I thought it was a raccoon.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    I thought it was a raccoon.

    SAR I
    Everyone once in awhile see see a slight crack in SARs schtick/internet armor.

    I think he really loves the Hampur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    Everyone once in awhile see see a slight crack in SARs schtick/internet armor.

    I think he really loves the Hampur.
    He's still in the closet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    Everyone once in awhile see see a slight crack in SARs schtick/internet armor.

    I think he really loves the Hampur.
    I'm in bed for a week recovering from hernia surgery and am on some significant narcotics.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    If one of us dies, I mean, you know, this is how it would go, right?

    SAR I
    us? yes

    you? no

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    I'm in bed for a week recovering from hernia surgery and am on some significant narcotics.

    SAR I
    Sadly, not an anesthesia casualty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    I'm in bed for a week recovering from hernia surgery and am on some significant narcotics.

    SAR I
    I guess that Herm Edwards doll was heavier than you thought.

    As far as Stokes disappearing, I'm sure he's around here somewhere. Everyone check the bottoms of your shoes.

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    relax, everyone.

    I'm back.

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    I have to go to the store; I may have asked this before...what's the best way to get there?


    (All things considered)

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I have to go to the store; I may have asked this before...what's the best way to get there?


    All things considered.
    Wormhole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I have to go to the store; I may have asked this before...what's the best way to get there?


    (All things considered)
    Practice. Oh, wait, that's to Carnegie Hall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    I guess that Herm Edwards doll was heavier than you thought.

    As far as Stokes disappearing, I'm sure he's around here somewhere. Everyone check the bottoms of your shoes.
    No joke, I think it was the Herm statue that did it to me, or at least made it a lot worse.

    Should be good as new next week.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    I'm in bed for a week recovering from hernia surgery
    tried lifting the manual trunk on the entry level BMW?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Stokes disappears....
    Has anyone looked under the couch cushions? Little things seem to slide down there all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    No joke, I think it was the Herm statue that did it to me, or at least made it a lot worse.

    Should be good as new next week.

    SAR I
    Yes, please dont take offense to this question, but how did YOU get a hernia?

    Other than the Herm statue saga, you dont come off as the physical / manual labor type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I thought this thread title was "Stokes Diapers".

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Haven't reassigned yet.

    Hence the anger.

    Would be better if I wasn't dealing with "investors"....





    Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...
    Ahhh, that explains it. Anticipatory rage.

    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    I'm not really here. It just seems that way.
    This is probably the most insensitive, hurtful thing you've ever said to me. Ever.

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