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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    We doing dinner after our hike and apple picking? Or heading straight back to the B&B?
    *crickets*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    *crickets*
    .....Borgo's wife lowers the sleeping but brilliant eccentric into a shallow tub for his nightly sponge-ing.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    We doing dinner after our hike and apple picking? Or heading straight back to the B&B?
    Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Too many morons like that lady who believe they have something worthwhile to say; they don't. What a ponderous, yet intensely moronic, individual. Please do the world a favor and walk off a cliff.
    Disagree. You clearly have not viewed her entire catalogue. For example, she has very insightful and informative advice regarding personal hygiene:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q7RStifurs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    *crickets*
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    .....Borgo's wife lowers the sleeping but brilliant eccentric into a shallow tub for his nightly sponge-ing.




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    I just logged on to my computer to get my brother's email. And I see this impertinence?

    LMFAO.

    Have a great night fellas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I just logged on to my computer to get my brother's email. And I see this impertinence?

    LMFAO.

    Have a great night fellas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    .....Borgo's wife lowers the sleeping but brilliant eccentric into a shallow tub for his nightly sponge-ing.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I just logged on to my computer to get my brother's email. And I see this impertinence?

    LMFAO.

    Have a great night fellas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    In bed?!?! Was it an inguinal hernia? If so, please retrieve your ballsack from wherever you left it and get your sorry ass up and about. Sheesh.
    Yeah, but it hurts.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by AFCEastFan View Post
    Disagree. You clearly have not viewed her entire catalogue. For example, she has very insightful and informative advice regarding personal hygiene:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q7RStifurs
    Oh thank god...I thought it was another piece about the importance of two parent homes, self reliance... and education.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Yeah, my butt hurts.

    SAR I
    ORLY

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    Yeah, but it hurts.

    SAR I
    I just bounced back Sept 17; had the Inguinal surgery Aug 3rd.

    Stay out of bed and get lots of range of motion exercise in. That's all I got. The first week is nasty from the anethesia

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I just bounced back Sept 17; had the Inguinal surgery Aug 3rd.

    Stay out of bed and get lots of range of motion exercise in. That's all I got. The first week is nasty from the anethesia
    When do you stop feeling that heaviness on the incision and that 'ridge' atop it?

    It's hard to get comfortable. Glad to see that you needed six weeks, makes me feel less lame.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    We doing dinner after our hike and apple picking? Or heading straight back to the B&B?
    Gata is a sweetie, isn't she?


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    Quote Originally Posted by AFCEastFan View Post
    Disagree. You clearly have not viewed her entire catalogue. For example, she has very insightful and informative advice regarding personal hygiene:
    You're right, AFC. I see now that I totally misjudged this woman's beaming intellect, enlightened optimism related to her quest to educate and uplift the masses, as well as her consummate enunciation abilities and camera presence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Gata is a sweetie, isn't she?

    I sure is! lol

    Quote Originally Posted by AFCEastFan View Post
    Disagree. You clearly have not viewed her entire catalogue. For example, she has very insightful and informative advice regarding personal hygiene:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q7RStifurs
    That video hurt me... This b*tch is really explicit when it comes to talking about funk. I'm sure she's had her share of funky smelling dudes. YUCK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post



    That video hurt me... This b*tch is really explicit when it comes to talking about funk. I'm sure she's had her share of funky smelling dudes. YUCK!
    The phrase, "nap butter", caused me to dry heave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post



    Thanks, I'll ask my next bf

    I have to wonder what you're hiding.

    -football fan
    -good sense of humor
    -searching for "moves" on the Internetz
    -exceptionally good looking

    What's the scary part? Serial killer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    I have to wonder what you're hiding.

    -football fan
    -good sense of humor
    -searching for "moves" on the Internetz
    -exceptionally good looking

    What's the scary part? Serial killer?
    Eleven and a half inches?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Eleven and a half inches?
    crying game? I could see that making everyone here cry.

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