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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Usually, a female expects a minimum amount of incursion.
    Thats precisely what I deliver. You'd think they'd be grateful.







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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Thats precisely what I deliver. You'd think they'd be grateful.

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    lmao.


    now that's something to put on your resume

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Thats precisely what I deliver. You'd think they'd be grateful.





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    Meh. They're never grateful. In fact I never even got a thank you from two girls after I let them play jump rope with mine.

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    Yeah? But what about what a slap will do to you?


    Hmmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    Someone linked me to this... Immediately thought it was "Hampur Material"


    Take your mind off of the loss and enjoy the lols
    admit it, you were searching for "dick slap" on teh youtoobz...






    for academic research, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    admit it, you were searching for "dick slap" on teh youtoobz...






    for academic research, of course.
    I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.
    What kind of 'new moves' ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    What kind of 'new moves' ?

    If Gata says those found on abbywinters, I will lose it. Literally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.
    LMAO - you'll either be BEST GF EVA, or worst. Jury's still out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.

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    LMAO the d1ck is a heat seeking missile filled with information


    hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.
    You just surpassed this chick



    Will you Marry me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.
    lol

    I can only imagine the pervs filling your box here these days.

    EDIT: I meant Inbox of course.....and with information.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post
    I was looking for new moves and came across this bad boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    RAR

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    I'm in bed recovering from hernia surgery. Video?

    SAR I
    In bed?!?! Was it an inguinal hernia? If so, please retrieve your ballsack from wherever you left it and get your sorry ass up and about. Sheesh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    If Gata says those found on abbywinters, I will lose it. Literally.
    NO LMAO

    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    LMAO - you'll either be BEST GF EVA, or worst. Jury's still out...
    Thanks, I'll ask my next bf

    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    What kind of 'new moves' ?

    The kind that will make you slap somebody in the face!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gata View Post

    Thanks, I'll ask my next bf
    We doing dinner after our hike and apple picking? Or heading straight back to the B&B?

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