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    pfail thtrip post of the year

    By some azzclown in the thread about Holmes' injury:

    I'm still not convinced that he's not faking it. There are ways to fool an MRI machine, I don't have time to get into the details but it can easily be done.
    The Jets organization is Mensa compared to their fanbase.

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    Tone being human pondscum has it's repurcussions.

    Namely, Fans don;t trust him, at all, not to be the kind of guy who'd fake an injury to get paid and not have to play through a sure-to-be-fail-filled season.

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    How do you fake an MRI?

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    Slap it with your ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    How do you fake an MRI?
    It's actually pretty simple. I just don't have time to get into the details.

    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Slap it with your ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    How do you fake an MRI?
    Surgically implant ball bearings around the alleged injury zone.



    It's all ball bearings these days.

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    I admit I was not inclined to believe the Holmes injury before the MRI and I am still not sure how any of that induced him to serve up the ball like that but still... if you are into conspiracy theories then a better one might be that the Front Office shut him down by agreement as a way to try and save their own jobs.

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    I always keep a few cadaver ligaments and a roll of duct tape in my glove compartment for a situation like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    By some azzclown in the thread about Holmes' injury:



    The Jets organization is Mensa compared to their fanbase.
    That thread is epic.

    Now we have sig-gate going on in there....RayRay calling people dooshes, morons and chumps....predictions morphing into non-promises...

    Where are the mods?


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    That thread is epic.

    Now we have sig-gate going on in there....RayRay calling people dooshes, morons and chumps....predictions morphing into non-promises...

    Where are the mods?


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    You banned sg3, your work is done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EM31 View Post
    I admit I was not inclined to believe the Holmes injury before the MRI and I am still not sure how any of that induced him to serve up the ball like that but still... if you are into conspiracy theories then a better one might be that the Front Office shut him down by agreement as a way to try and save their own jobs.
    his foot basically snapped in half.

    I don't really blame him for dropping the ball after he hit the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    his foot basically snapped in half.

    I don't really blame him for dropping the ball after he hit the ground.
    Understood but as others have said his high character past has given us a rationale to be suspicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    That thread is epic.

    Now we have sig-gate going on in there....RayRay calling people dooshes, morons and chumps....predictions morphing into non-promises...

    Where are the mods?


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    So you're saying the mods suck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    How do you fake an MRI?
    There is no ID requirement when you go for the test.

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    C'mon. Holmes' b1tchfest with Sanchez has nothing to do with this injury. His foot exploded. There is no doubt, no conspiracy.

    Holmes' stock is about to go way up when we sere this offense without him.

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    Maybe they use photoshop to alter the MRI ... LMAOOO

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    C'mon. Holmes' b1tchfest with Sanchez has nothing to do with this injury. His foot exploded. There is no doubt, no conspiracy.
    But what about cadaver legs and hackers? Holmes is totally sandbagging to get time off.

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    Sympathetic Doctors hacked into his leg and inserted information that said "Can I haz hostible, bring amblance" the end.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Sympathetic Doctors hacked into his leg and inserted information that said "Can I haz hostible, bring amberlamps " the end.
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    fixed

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    can't decide if I hate the Jets more, or the fans

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