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Thread: MRI, shmem-RI

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    One of the mods should kill this thread with fire.

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    this is the hardest ive laughed in months reading anything jets related.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    "um..you got a black leg about 28 years old with a blowed up foot? A dude"
    Now you're just being ridiculous, there's no way to tell skin color on an MRI, the leg could be from any race.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nike View Post
    this is the hardest ive laughed in months reading anything jets related.
    Hard to imagine.

    Quote Originally Posted by EternalChampion View Post
    Now you're just being ridiculous, there's no way to tell skin color on an MRI, the leg could be from any race.
    Yes, but Tone wouldnt know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalChampion View Post
    Now you're just being ridiculous, there's no way to tell skin color on an MRI, the leg could be from any race.
    Says the guy who claims Holmes brought a cadaver leg into an MRI with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sec.101row23 View Post
    Says the guy who claims Holmes brought a cadaver leg into an MRI with him.
    I actually never claimed he did, I just said that it's one of many possible ways to cheat an MRI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalChampion View Post
    I actually never claimed he did, I just said that it's one of many possible ways to cheat an MRI.
    Why would Holmes want to cheat an MRI?


    The mere suggestion of that is beyond retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    Why would Holmes want to cheat an MRI?


    The mere suggestion of that is beyond retarded.
    Umm, to get paid without having to play. And to give himself cover for throwing the ball away. Geez, you really have to spell it out for some people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalChampion View Post
    I know cadaver parts must seem really exotic and hard to procure, but not so. You fill out a form, indicate a need (no proof is required, you can just write "teaching high school science class", and a few days later a FedEx truck arrives with your body parts. They're not controlled substances.
    Pretty sure it's a little harder than that. I mean, you probably have to be at least 18 or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalChampion View Post
    Umm, to get paid without having to play. And to give himself cover for throwing the ball away. Geez, you really have to spell it out for some people.
    oh sh!t, you were serious?


    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalChampion View Post
    Umm, to get paid without having to play. And to give himself cover for throwing the ball away. Geez, you really have to spell it out for some people.
    wait so one play he miscues so he plans to throw the entire season by faking an injury?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    "um...Acme Supply?"

    "Yes, can I help you?"

    "um..you got a black leg about 28 years old with a blowed up foot? A dude"

    "Please Hold"

    "OK"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Pretty sure it's a little harder than that. I mean, you probably have to be at least 18 or something.
    and have a photo id.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    One of the mods should kill this thread with fire.
    No, this is too good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    No, this is too good.
    I'm starting to see the value too.


    I forgot about the benefits of "pointing and laughing".

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    Wonder if Chad Pennington had a cadaver arm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EternalChampion View Post
    I know cadaver parts must seem really exotic and hard to procure, but not so. You fill out a form, indicate a need (no proof is required, you can just write "teaching high school science class", and a few days later a FedEx truck arrives with your body parts. They're not controlled substances.

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    Anyone else thinking EternalChampion works in the Jets FO or on the CS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    One of the mods should kill this thread with fire.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    No, this is too good.
    Seriously. Why on earth would we do that?

    "Yeah, 911? There is a beautiful woman walking around naked. Can you please have someone come down and cover her up, pronto?"

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