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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Well, we can't lay on our stomachs, now, can we??


    HEYYY OHHHH

    JetsFings begs to differ.

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    I have never faked one but I have "soft popped" before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    JetsFings begs to differ.
    Those molds aren't making themselves!


    Back to work people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    I can fake them also. The hard part is making stuff come out.
    Spit on his back.....Er, I meant her.

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    I just go limp. Let them think about that for awhile by God

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    JetsFings begs to differ.
    What the-



    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Those molds aren't making themselves!

    Back to work people!
    I've said before, the dils are forged, NOT injection molded. Tooling costs in China are astronomical and good luck getting it domestically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    I have never faked one but I have "soft popped" before.
    This here is funny stuff and not the "soft Pooped" kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. It's true. Other than when I first began having sex, I always act the gentleman by first bringing the ladies off "linguistically" before heading into the chasm of delight for their round two and my round one.
    +1

    I have never allowed a partner to give me oral sex because it's disrespectful to women.

    SAR I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    l and good luck getting it domestically.

    Boy howdy!





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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    +1

    I have never allowed a partner to give me oral sex because it's disrespectful to women.

    SAR I
    I disagree. IMO, ignoring, or omitting entirely, a females glossa, glottis, uvula, as well as myriad other structures found in the oral cavity, during lovemaking may lead to loss of her sexual identity, if not a complete denuding of the person's self worth.

    It is with this in mind that I always allow a female to revel in the enjoyment of slathering my phallus with her salivary secretions, as well as savoring its essence and eventual release of my ejaculatory fluid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    +1

    I have never allowed a partner to give me oral sex because it's disrespectful to women.

    SAR I
    It must be really hard for them. You denying them your essence and they wanting nothing more than to drop to their knees in the presence of a leased 3 series.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    It must be really hard for them. You denying them your essence and they wanting nothing more than to drop to their knees in the presence of a leased 3 series.
    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    It must be really hard for them. You denying them your essence and they wanting nothing more than to drop to their knees in the presence of a leased 3 series.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SAR I View Post
    +1

    I have never allowed a partner to give me oral sex
    You work in a Law Firm?






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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    You work in a Law Firm?






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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    It must be really hard for them.
    Maybe it blends in with the skin tags...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    I have never faked one but I have "soft popped" before.


    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post


    It's really easy to tell if a girl is faking or not. You're just trolling, Mr.....
    How can you tell? Do you have time to get into it?
    Last edited by dmitexxi; 10-11-2012 at 12:16 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmitexxi View Post
    How can you tell? Do you have time to get into it?
    Vaginal contractions, lolz.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olivia Wilde View Post
    I Know how to fake an orgasm
    hmmm...Now the story gets interesting.

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