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    I Know how to fake an orgasm

    I'm still not convinced that she's not faking it. There are ways to fake an orgasm, I don't have time to get into the details but it can easily be done.

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    I can fake them also. The hard part is making stuff come out.

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    "She," though?

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    True story: I was "with" (inside would be more accurate) a chick once who was completely boring during coitus. I mean, I had achieved--and maintained--a state of turgidity, but couldn't wait to get out of there (literally and literally).

    After she had orgasmed a few times, it was my turn. No joke, I sped up my rhythm, stopped abruptly, and made my phallus pulse a few times to simulate ejaculation. As I was wearing a condom, she never knew of my acting acumen. Needless to say, I never knew her again in the biblical sense.
    Last edited by Borgoguy; 10-04-2012 at 09:29 AM. Reason: Left out the word chick. LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    I don't have time to get into the details but it can easily be done.
    I just roll over.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    True story: I was "with" (inside would be more accurate) a chick once who was completely boring during coitus. I mean, I had achieved--and maintained--a state of turgidity, but couldn't wait to get out of there (literally and literally).

    After she had orgasmed a few times, it was my turn. No joke, I sped up my rhythm, stopped abruptly, and made my phallus pulse a few times to simulate ejaculation. As I was wearing a condom, she never knew of my acting acumen. Needless to say, I never knew her again in the biblical sense.

    I love how you discretely put that out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    I love how you discretely put that out there.
    LOL. It's true. Other than when I first began having sex, I always act the gentleman by first bringing the ladies off "linguistically" before heading into the chasm of delight for their round two and my round one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. It's true. Other than when I first began having sex, I always act the gentleman by first bringing the ladies off "linguistically" before heading into the chasm of delight for their round two and my round one.
    Pics or gtfo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    Pics or gtfo
    Sadly, I lost my Polaroids from 1980.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    I'm still not convinced that she's not faking it. There are ways to fake an orgasm, I don't have time to get into the details but it can easily be done.
    Does your method include a cadaver leg and a generator?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    I'm still not convinced that she's not faking it.


    It's really easy to tell if a girl is faking or not. You're just trolling, Mr.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    I can fake them also. The hard part is making stuff come out.
    exxxxxxxcelllent

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
    I'm still not convinced that she's not faking it.
    remove the funny little cap, it's a turn off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. It's true. Other than when I first began having sex, I always act the gentleman by first bringing the ladies off "linguistically" before heading into the chasm of delight for their round two and my round one.
    you are ruining it for the rest of the Hampur men who prefer to lay on our backs throughout the whole ordeal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    you are ruining it for the rest of the Hampur men who prefer to lay on our backs throughout the whole ordeal.
    Meh.

    Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl is only fun when there's another chick there to play with your balls. Just sayin'....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Sadly, I lost my Polaroids from 1980.
    Should have put them in the spinning disk of the Led Zeppelin III album cover
    like another ladies man who shall remain nameless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    you are ruining it for the rest of the Hampur men who prefer to lay on our backs throughout the whole ordeal.
    No reason the female could not ride your face in this position, Timmy. In this position, it's also fun/hot for the female to get herself off by using your phallus as a "human dildo". Putting it in and out, using it to rub against her clitoris, etc. as you watch.

    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    Meh.

    Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl is only fun when there's another chick there to play with your balls. Just sayin'....
    Again, I want your life. To me--as someone who has never enjoyed a threesome--that is what intrigues me the most. I can't imagine how mind blowing it must be to "complete" as both women are pleasuring a different part of our anatomy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    you are ruining it for the rest of the Hampur men who prefer to lay on our backs throughout the whole ordeal.
    Well, we can't lay on our stomachs, now, can we??


    HEYYY OHHHH

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    I can fake them also. The hard part is making stuff come out.
    Just pull out and spit on her back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quantum View Post
    I can fake them also. The hard part is making stuff come out.
    exactly why i keep a bottle of Ivory Liquid under my pillow

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