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    First-World Problems

    Dip/salsa jar openings; why don't they make these things wider? I get about only halfway through the jar before I'm glomming my knuckles with the product due to the opening being made for child-sized hands. That or I am forced to dole it out into a bowl. FML.

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    If they keep packing good shows into Sunday nights, I won't have enough DVR settings to account for everything I wanna watch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Dip/salsa jar openings; why don't they make these things wider? I get about only halfway through the jar before I'm glomming my knuckles with the product due to the opening being made for child-sized hands. That or I am forced to dole it out into a bowl. FML.
    Somewhere stokes is snickering.

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    Sometimes I have to go drinking or play basketball to hide from my maid.

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    Last night I realized I left my iPhone 5 charger at work and asked my girlfriend if I could borrow hers. Then I remembered she has a lowly iPhone 4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetworks View Post
    Dip/salsa jar openings; why don't they make these things wider? I get about only halfway through the jar before I'm glomming my knuckles with the product due to the opening being made for child-sized hands. That or I am forced to dole it out into a bowl. FML.
    1) Not first world bro. Cancer, AIDs, Salsa n chips...don't discriminate.

    2) The salsa guys are prolly vested in paper products or corning-ware...create a demand for spoons and bowls. It's the whole 6 burgers/8 buns issue all over again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenwichjetfan View Post
    1) Not first world bro. Cancer, AIDs, Salsa n chips...don't discriminate.

    2) The salsa guys are prolly vested in paper products or corning-ware...create a demand for spoons and bowls. It's the whole 6 burgers/8 buns issue all over again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
    Sometimes I have to go drinking or play basketball to hide from my maid.
    Don't want her questioning two different types of deodorant in the medicine cabinet and all the poo-caked rubbers in the trash can?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Last night I realized I left my iPhone 5 charger at work and asked my girlfriend if I could borrow hers. Then I remembered she has a lowly iPhone 4.
    Thats not a real problem. If your fiance found your girlfriends number in your fone....thats a problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Don't want her questioning two different types of deodorant in the medicine cabinet and all the poo-caked rubbers in the trash can?
    This is uncalled for.






    And no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crasherino View Post
    Thats not a real problem. If your fiance found your girlfriends number in your fone....thats a problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jets Things View Post
    Don't want her questioning two different types of deodorant in the medicine cabinet and all the poo-caked rubbers in the trash can?
    "poo-caked"


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    Upstairs toilet drainage pipe corroded and leaked from the ceiling in the bathroom downstairs. FMSL.











































    Fukc my smelly life.

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    I spend more time looking for good porn to fap to than I do actually fapping.

    #firstworldproblems

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I spend more time looking for good porn to fap to than I do actually fapping.

    #firstworldproblems

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I spend more time looking for good porn to fap to than I do actually fapping.

    #firstworldproblems
    PM me for a link to every category of pern you could want.

    Not that I'd know about that kind of thing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    PM me for a link to every category of pern you could want.

    Not that I'd know about that kind of thing.

    Cadaver porn.

    Thankee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    Cadaver porn.

    Thankee.
    What else could a guy want?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    What else could a guy want?
    I'll take a few limb job clips too if you have the links saved...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysGreenAlwaysWhite View Post
    I'll take a few limb job clips too if you have the links saved...
    You want the rigormortilingus clips too?

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