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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Upstairs toilet drainage pipe corroded and leaked from the ceiling in the bathroom downstairs. FMSL.
    Fukc my smelly life.
    Remember, the OP said 1st world not 14th...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    You want the rigormortilingus clips too?
    Well, yeah...

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    I need my tennis racquet re-strung and the guy who does it at my club is out until Monday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    I need my tennis racquet re-strung and the guy who does it at my club is out until Monday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515 View Post
    Son of a ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by FF2® View Post
    Son of a ......
    yea... I went there.

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    Sucks that in New York you can't go one-stop shopping for all of your alcohol products.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    I spend more time looking for good porn to fap to than I do actually fapping.

    #firstworldproblems
    LMFAO!


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    My favorite sports team isn't winning.

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    Today I went to Starbucks for a pumpkin spice latte and had to wait 5 minutes until they ground the necessary coffee beans. I was almost late for work, to say nothing about how that cramped my breakfast time.

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    My wife starts angrily digging through her giant Coach purse... so I ask "what the hell is going on over there?"

    She replies "I am looking for a napkin and keep grabbing dollar bills."

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMikeIsHot View Post
    My wife starts angrily digging through her giant Coach purse... so I ask "what the hell is going on over there?"

    She replies "I am looking for a napkin and keep grabbing dollar bills."
    TheMrsMikeIsHot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    TheMrsMikeIsHot.
    Ya think? What kind of chick walks around with a Coach bag stuffed with loose dollar bills?





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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Ya think? What kind of chick walks around with a Coach bag stuffed with loose dollar bills?





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    hahahaha oh here we go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peebag View Post
    TheMagicMikeIsHot.

    Fixed that for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMikeIsHot View Post
    hahahaha oh here we go.
    Oh yeah?

    Check this out.








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    Restrooms are going from paper towels to blowdryers. Which is fine if you wash your hands. But most mutants don't wash their hands, and I can no longer grab a paper towel to open the door. So I use my shirt tail, but I seem to always mess up and get my hand on their door somehow. Which is basically like dozens of guys pissing and crapping all over my hands.

    I may even have Polydia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Which is basically like dozens of guys pissing and crapping all over my hands.
    Another day at the office for you, no?







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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Restrooms are going from paper towels to blowdryers. Which is fine if you wash your hands. But most mutants don't wash their hands, and I can no longer grab a paper towel to open the door. So I use my shirt tail, but I seem to always mess up and get my hand on their door somehow. Which is basically like dozens of guys pissing and crapping all over my hands.

    I may even have Polydia.

    Hi, Howie Mandel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Restrooms are going from paper towels to blowdryers. Which is fine if you wash your hands. But most mutants don't wash their hands, and I can no longer grab a paper towel to open the door. So I use my shirt tail, but I seem to always mess up and get my hand on their door somehow. Which is basically like dozens of guys pissing and crapping all over my hands.

    I may even have Polydia.
    What about turning the faucet off after washing your hands? Now you have to touch the handle that you just touched with poo-caked hands a minute ago. It's turble.

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