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    Wanking for the Cure

    Thinking of raising funds to fight the scourge of genital warts. Still haven't worked out the "something-a-thon" details, but am definitely settled on the name. Totally jacked about the possibilities.

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    You have to change the name to Fapping for the Remedy.

    "Wank" is a British term. You will be sued by the Queen.


    In other news, the band "The Cure" have been sent a cease and desist letter.

    Then, The Band have sued every musical group in the 20th century for referring to themselves as a band. Going forward, they have been ordered to refer to themselves as "a group of people who play instruments".


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    Cripes, all that leaves is "Revelry For the ..." and then...uh... it gets fuzzy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    You have to change the name to Fapping for the Remedy.

    "Wank" is a British term. You will be sued by the Queen.


    In other news, the band "The Cure" have been sent a cease and desist letter.

    Then, The Band have sued every musical group in the 20th century for referring to themselves as a band. Going forward, they have been ordered to refer to themselves as "a group of people who play instruments".


    Sent from my Double-Wide using Semaphore...
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakin318 View Post
    Thinking of raising funds to fight the scourge of genital warts. Still haven't worked out the "something-a-thon" details, but am definitely settled on the name. Totally jacked about the possibilities.
    If me wanking cured stuff, there would be no hostibles.

    Only unemployed Doctors and unsold medication.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    If me wanking cured stuff, there would be no hostibles.

    Only unemployed Doctors and unsold medication.


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    They'd still need hand cream sales forces.

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    There are a lot of possibilities for this, you can have a Wank-a-thon sponsored by KY. You can also have a distance wanking contest. Hell, you can even do Tag-team wanking....

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    Seems obvious to me: Pulling For a Cure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Seems obvious to me: Pulling For a Cure.
    I was thinking Fapping For The Cure but yours is better.

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    I would think it obvious:

    "Tugging the Trouser Trout.....for the Titties"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Seems obvious to me: Pulling For a Cure.
    Yeah, with a picture of Sparano holding Sanchez back while Tebow takes the field.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMikeIsHot View Post
    I was thinking Fapping For The Cure but yours is better.
    Thank you. I like "pulling" in that context because someone could read it as supporting the cause (nice double entendre), yet have no idea that it's a goof. "Fapping", although hilarious, is too overt a reference to jerking off.

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    How come these days everything has to be FOR something? Race for this, poop for that. Why can't people just ...fap? :shakescane:

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