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    UNLEASH the PICKLE PANTS

    As a long time Jets fan, I feel it is high time we adorn the

    sometimes hated pickle pants.

    I think they lull the opponent into a sense of security, then .....

    POW--- Those Vlasic like pins go streaking by the opposing

    teams players fast then a French Prize fighter goes down.......

    We need to turn the season around tonite- I say Pickle pants

    are an integeral part of that plan.

    We have experienced recent success when we unleash this green satin

    plague on the enemy!

    kindest regards

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    Anyone who watches this game is a f***ing idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Anyone who watches this game is a f***ing idiot.
    Tim,

    what else would I do tonight? I need to watch the game to distract me from the fact that gasoline is well over 4 dollars, taxes are high and going up, all services are down, I have no health insurance now, and my wife was laid off from her job of 11 years.......

    oh.... wait..... i have too....... oh forget it. The Jets game is on. Gotta rot for the next 3 hours......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo View Post
    Tim,

    what else would I do tonight?
    anything

    the wheels officially come off tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    anything

    the wheels officially come off tonight
    Nah..... just when you think The team is down and out, we WIN. You get sucked right back in. you know- it happens every year.

    The real dissapoinment comes after we lose week 17 in Buffalo to miss out

    on the playoffs- mostly because Ill be at that game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo View Post
    As a long time Jets fan, I feel it is high time we adorn the

    sometimes hated pickle pants.

    I think they lull the opponent into a sense of security, then .....

    POW--- Those Vlasic like pins go streaking by the opposing

    teams players fast then a French Prize fighter goes down.......

    We need to turn the season around tonite- I say Pickle pants

    are an integeral part of that plan.

    We have experienced recent success when we unleash this green satin

    plague on the enemy!

    kindest regards


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Anyone who gets pest controladvice from the hampuer is a f***ing idiot.
    Fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Anyone who watches this game is a f***ing idiot.
    You and me need to party.

    Digits, pronto.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Anyone who watches this game is a f***ing idiot.
    Count me as one of the dunces. I can't not watch. Haven't missed a game since the 60s.

    Needless to say, the reds are already opened and breathing. The wine, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post
    Yes, that's the spirit! Unleash the pickle in my pants!

    There's only upside to this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Count me as one of the dunces. I can't not watch. Haven't missed a game since the 60s.

    Needless to say, the reds are already opened and breathing. The wine, too.
    the ice bong is ready as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo View Post
    the ice bong is ready as well
    LOL. Remember those five foot bongs we had back in the 70s? How friggin' nuts were those things? The volume of smoke would have you coughing for like 10 minutes after taking a hit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Remember those five foot bongs we had back in the 70s? How friggin' nuts were those things? The volume of smoke would have you coughing for like 10 minutes after taking a hit.
    i used to like the tin foil and paper towel roll ''steamroller''.

    Gravity bongs anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bing in Buffalo View Post
    i used to like the tin foil and paper towel roll ''steamroller''.

    Gravity bongs anyone?
    Where there's a will...

    Enjoy the game. Right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    You and me need to party.

    Digits, pronto.


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    you me and FF2 will party one day, probably at a Scottish bar in Vermont.
    I'm thinking early '13 or late '14.

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    I wasn't going to watch. Now I'm pumped and putting on my Namath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    Anyone who watches this game is a f***ing idiot.
    Not only am I going to watch, I've been looking forward to it all day.

    I'm such a masochistic schmuck-tard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southside View Post
    I wasn't going to watch. Now I'm pumped and putting on my Namath.
    Namath wouldn't be a part of this disaster

    put on your Kyle Wilson jersey and run full speed into a wall without turning your head around

    then have your father throw a flag from the lazy boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
    Not only am I going to watch, I've been looking forward to it all day.

    I'm such a masochistic schmuck-tard.
    lol


    (over the TV) Jon Gruden: "Sanchez just threw a pick 6!"

    Bonhomme Richard: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    you me and FF2 will party one day, probably at a Scottish bar in Vermont.
    I'm thinking early '13 or late '14.
    That guy's intense compulsion to post here is only matched by his sheer terror of ever actually running into one of the jackasses here.

    Based upon some clues I haphazardly picked up from his posts, I took a wild guess at what town he lived in once and he stopped posting for 3 weeks. Prolly had the curtains drawn and had his wife drive him to work for weeks, crouched in the back seat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    put on your Kyle Wilson jersey and run full speed into a wall without turning your head around

    then have your father throw a flag from the lazy boy
    Lmao...


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