Reasons she's voting for Mitt Romney:
1. He's hot
2. Her cat's name is Mittens a.k.a. Mitt
3. Mitt rhymes with tit, of which she has two (she claims to be joking)
4. Ryan is a good running mate
5. She likes his slogan
Reason she's not voting for Barack Obama:
"He's going to take away my right to be a Catholic, which he basically already has and it's turning into a tyranny, like socialism, like Mexico in the 1940s"