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Thread: Olivia Wilde's vajayjay died....but is now resurrected!

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    Imagining that clod Sudaikis looking up at her at the "moment of explosion" is incensing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Well I think Timmy has been lying to his vagina.
    I would guess it stopped talking to him after he let his finger sniffing neighbor pour hot water on it....

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    larry flint said show me a beautiful girl and I will show you a guy tired of f*cking her.

    maybe in a few years the new guy will get tired of licking that muff for 12 hours a day and her vagina will die again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alkrotraz View Post
    larry flint said show me a beautiful girl and I will show you a guy tired of f*cking her.
    A good rule of thumb...but not necessarily true all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlumberKhan View Post
    A good rule of thumb...but not necessarily true all the time.
    She still reads JI, huh?


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    She still reads JI, huh?


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    She still reads JI, huh?


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    Not for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    I've alluded to this a few times: Back in grad school, I was with a chick who just got out of a long time relationship with her boyfriend. That first night together, no joke, she had like 10 orally-administered orgasms in about a 10 minute period, after which she broke out into hysterical sobs.

    Thinking I did something to upset her, I asked what was up? She indicated that my tongue/mouth work was the first she had ever received. This chick then proceeded to give me an insane BJ, after which we f**ked like crazed people, whereupon she had another two or three orgasms.

    I know there's no real Captain America.


    I don't believe in Superman.


    But Borgo should walk around with a f*cking cape and a mask on! You're a living super hero, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    Borgo should walk around with a f*cking cape and a mask on! You're a living super hero, man.
    No joke, he gave 13 orgasms in that one post alone, and I had two just reading it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jetstream23 View Post
    I know there's no real Captain America.


    I don't believe in Superman.


    But Borgo should walk around with a f*cking cape and a mask on! You're a living super hero, man.
    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    No joke, he gave 13 orgasms in that one post alone, and I had two just reading it.


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    LMFAO.

    Look, I'm not saying I don't have skills, but that chick was just primed to go. I was just the means to an end, so to speak (really Dirtstar's purview). It was shocking to me how rapidly she was getting off during my oral work. Never met anyone like her again.

    We only got together two more times (hot, but not as crazy as that first night). The young woman confided in me that--although she thought she had one via regular intercourse with her other boyfriends (none of these dopes had munched her)--that oral session with me was here first "authentic" orgasm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LMFAO.

    Look, I'm not saying I don't have skills, but that chick was just primed to go. I was just the means to an end, so to speak (really Dirtstar's purview). It was shocking to me how rapidly she was getting off during my oral work. Never met anyone like her again.

    We only got together two more times (hot, but not as crazy as that first night). The young woman confided in me that--although she thought she had one via regular intercourse with her other boyfriends (none of these dopes had munched her)--that oral session with me was here first "authentic" orgasm.
    Borgo gives out a COA with every "authentic" orgasm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Borgo gives out a COA with every "authentic" orgasm.
    Provider of Over One Billion Orally Induced Orgasms

    I wish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Look, I'm not saying I don't have skills, but that chick was just primed to go. I was just the means to an end, so to speak (really Dirtstar's purview). It was shocking to me how rapidly she was getting off during my oral work. Never met anyone like her again.

    if i could ever purview Olivia Wilde's dirstar, oh the rimjobs that would ensue...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtstar View Post
    if i could ever purview Olivia Wilde's dirstar, oh the rimjobs that would ensue...
    LOL. Reciprocal, I hope.

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    I get the vibe that Olivia is a nasty, little minx. (Meant in the best possible of all ways.) Again, I hate that Sudaikis is the one unlocking all her sexual potential.




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    so in 10 yrs we should see a musical called The Book of Vajayjay from the South Park guys.


    can't wait!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Provider of Over One Billion Orally Induced Orgasms

    I wish.
    You'd get Carpet Tongual Syndrome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL. Reciprocal, I hope.
    Of course he'd return the favor...

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    You'd get Carpet Tongual Syndrome.
    OH, MY!


    - Dick Enberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    OH, MY!


    - Dick Enberg
    Lmao


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