Her thighs and,ass stomach,everything in,that movie was pefect about her. Face oh God how much my parents thought I loved king Kong. Dad bought me old mighty Joe young tapes I was like,what's,with this,****. ****ing comas on this new galaxy phone keyboard suck.
Now that this thread has turned in to "Who I Went to School With", I went to school with John Meyer.
John Mayer and Giada
At a recent music event, this star spent some time regaling a group of guys with bawdy stories about his love life. There was a lot of macho posturing and laughing going on until someone asked him about a married celebrity with whom he had been rumored to have had a steamy affair.
Star’s tone immediately changed from jovial to bitter. “I wouldn’t know, because apparently it didn’t happen… according to her. Yeah, it didn’t happen 4, 5, 6, 7 times for about a year… according to her. According to her, we’re not even acquaintances.”
At this point, someone on his management team stepped in to the conversation, loudly claiming that it was time to go, but Star just couldn’t stop talking. “And, since I don’t know her, I also can’t comment on how much of a c*m freak she is. I’m just assuming that she is. I’m also assuming that underneath there’s a lot of kink going on.”
Star was then forcibly pulled away by his management, but on his way out the door, he couldn’t resist turning around with one last comment. “Oh, and another thing… if my c*ck wanted a p*rn star experience, she would be the one to call. Because I’ll bet she also has no gag reflex. Just a hunch.”