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  1. #521
    Quote Originally Posted by PMarsico9 View Post


    In that era, as long as they were curable via antibiotics, I would do Christina even if she had raging STDs. You know the sex will be insane.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH78QbB6CVU

    And whilst we're talking, I would absolutely TMB/defile Nelly Furtado from the time of her "Maneater" video. Love her in that white t-shirt (3:11 in the video below). She has such a gorgeous/seductive face. But, I would absolutely worship/go off on/in her hot Portuguese rump.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLolag3YSYU




  2. #522
    It's funny, Borgo, I worked for MTV for a while and met Nelly Furtado.

    She had unimaginably bad body odor. Before the concert. I literally almost vomited as she asked me for a bottle of water before she started her shoot.

    Sorry to ruin it for anybody.

  3. #523
    Quote Originally Posted by Big L View Post
    I'd wax that ass silly in Ferris Beullers days.





    Dind't she wind up doing some B-start porn?
    She was naked and simulating sex in Caroline at Midnight and Black Day Blue Night. Worth a perusal on Google with filters off.

  4. #524
    Quote Originally Posted by PMarsico9 View Post
    It's funny, Borgo, I worked for MTV for a while and met Nelly Furtado.

    She had unimaginably bad body odor. Before the concert. I literally almost vomited as she asked me for a bottle of water before she started her shoot.

    Sorry to ruin it for anybody.
    Curious...? Perhaps it serves a useful purpose, like pest repellent?

  5. #525
    Quote Originally Posted by PMarsico9 View Post
    It's funny, Borgo, I worked for MTV for a while and met Nelly Furtado.

    She had unimaginably bad body odor. Before the concert. I literally almost vomited as she asked me for a bottle of water before she started her shoot.

    Sorry to ruin it for anybody.
    You cannot imagine how much I hate you right now. How many f**King times do I need to say that this thread is about celebrating fantasies, not shattering them.

    Good, she stinks. I'll take a half-hour to give her a nice cleansing shower, followed by a leisurely bath where I fine tune her ablutions and get everything squeaky clean.

    You're on my list, PM. Thanks for ruining the thread and vibe.

  6. #526
    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    She was naked and simulating sex in Caroline at Midnight and Black Day Blue Night. Worth a perusal on Google with filters off.
    Loved her in that awesome dress in the Devil movie with Tom Cruise.




  7. #527
    Let me redeem myself:



    Here's one I met at my current job and not only is she BETTER LOOKING in real life, but I don't think a Time Machine would do a damned thing.

    She smelled like apples. No lie. Probably because she was eating one.

    Here's the mind blower:

    No picture or shot on Entourage has EVER done her justice.

    I know it's supposed to be a time machine, but every time I read Sloane I can't help it.

  8. #528
    I want a double helping of a young Carla Gugino for my TMB buddy.










  9. #529
    ^ Carla Gugino is f*cking amazing.

    I would lick the syphilis right off her rosebud.

  10. #530
    Quote Originally Posted by dustykeller View Post
    ^ Carla Gugino is f*cking amazing.

    I would lick the syphilis right off her rosebud.
    LOL. Dusty, try as you might, there is none to be found on that pristine pudenda.

  11. #531
    Carla Gugino is still smoking!!!!

    Great pull.

    How about Joanne Whaley?


  12. #532
    Back in the 90s, during a trip to L.A., I had the good fortune to see Rachel Hunter step out of a limo and head into my hotel's lobby. Although inconceivable, the long-legged beauty was more stunning in person (short skirt, high heels, shades, etc.) than in photos.

    Hunter is still hot today. But I would love a TMB with the Kiwi goddess from that afternoon at the Bel Age Hotel.

    Always heard the eating was great around Chile's Cape Horn. Now I'm convinced and packing a bib.








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    Borgo, the lovely Mrs Hoffs is on tour tonight in San Fran; rocking the Red Devil! ()

    http://www.susannahoffs.com/projects/tour/

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Borgo, the lovely Mrs Hoffs is on tour tonight in San Fran; rocking the Red Devil! ()

    http://www.susannahoffs.com/projects/tour/
    Perhaps, since Borgo is Eastbound, you can, by proxy, attend to Ms. Hoff's pristine putenda, then expound upon the experience here.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Perhaps, since Borgo is Eastbound, you can, by proxy, attend to Ms. Hoff's pristine putenda, then expound upon the experience here.



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    I dub thee "Homage Simpson".

    That was a gossamer touch, old chum.

  16. #536
    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    Borgo, the lovely Mrs Hoffs is on tour tonight in San Fran; rocking the Red Devil! ()

    http://www.susannahoffs.com/projects/tour/
    You goin'? I would sit there in the first row wearing a lobster bib.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    You goin'? I would sit there in the first row wearing a lobster bib.
    I have one that says "POPEYE'S Shrimp Bucket".

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    Quote Originally Posted by PMarsico9 View Post
    How about Joanne Whaley?

  19. #539
    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    I have one that says "POPEYE'S Shrimp Bucket".
    LOL! "Ahoy, Lead Me to the Trough, Matey".

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