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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Oh, what a mess I'd leave in the time machine with Bobbie Brown, she of the Warrant and Great White videos. "Sweet cheery pie", indeed.


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    That.......is just insane.

    Quote Originally Posted by PMarsico9 View Post
    Perhaps. Or perhaps because I'm in psychoville and Finkle is the mayor.

    Now here's a good one for you guys. I had to take a English Lit class in college and of course we covered Shakespeare. So the teacher says:

    "Tomorrow we're going to watch BBC's Romeo and Juliet." So of course I figured I could get some shuteye during class and have about 3 glasses of scotch before I head into that 3:30 PM class. So I got a nice edge going and I figure it will help me sleep through the film of which the story is effectively memorized at this point.

    Then:

    BAM!



    19 year old Olivia Hussey!

    Just as I'm about to pass out suddenly I'm watching a scene where this hot 19 year old is naked.........

    Needless to say I was awake for the rest of that movie. Well worth it. She was effing hot. That pic doesn't even do her justice but I can't post the ones that do. They would violate ToS because the scene I'm talking about dominates her pics.

    Also, I don't think you'd need a time machine to still bang Kim Basinger. She hasn't aged since she was like 22 or something.
    +1 on Hussey


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    come on man





    Mods, please move to 'Hags I'd bag' when I was drunk and 20 thread.

    Nothing worse than an ugly gal trying too hard to be hot....unless of course you're 20, drunk, it's 3am and the club/bar is closing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    Mods, please move to 'Hags I'd bag' when I was drunk and 20 thread.

    Nothing worse than an ugly gal trying too hard to be hot....unless of course you're 20, drunk, it's 3am and the club/bar is closing.

    I'd nostril bang her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post

    Is that Judd Hirsch?



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    damnit that's who I was trying to think of



    but if anyone ever wished Pete Townsend had a vagina, this chick would do nicely


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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post
    Lmao!

    Is that Judd Hirsch?

    Mebbe Latka?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    LOL! Dead on, especially the nose.
    Quote Originally Posted by HessStation View Post
    Looks like a young Pete Townsend.

    Literally just got done choking on my lunch. :rol:

    Ironic, since they both enjoyed success in the 80s






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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Oh, what a mess I'd leave in the time machine with Bobbie Brown, she of the Warrant and Great White videos. "Sweet cheery pie", indeed.







    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng
    THE HOLY GRAIL!

    KISS played that video on Guest VJ and Paul Stanley was Borgo-esque in his ardor. I was like "Stand down; that's my chick!"...until my fiancee asked me why I was getting ready to fight the TV.

    "Uhhh...ummm...I HATE KISS!"

    "Wow - how was 8th grade today?"

    Quote Originally Posted by HessStation View Post
    I mean sometimes I would just sit there watching MTV waiting...waiting for that Warrant video to fap to. I'd practically jump off the couch when it'd finally come on.
    thats the spirit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alkrotraz View Post
    girl who sang "All Night Passion". Used to play in clubs all the time from 1985 to around 1992. Had a ton of singles then poof it was over.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    come on man




    Time Machine rights revoked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    come on man




    This isn't even bad picture syndrome. You gotta seriously be hard up to fap to this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQvGRKfeKBw

    I'm talking 18 years in an all male prison kind of hard up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snell41 View Post
    This isn't even bad picture syndrome. You gotta seriously be hard up to fap to this



    I'm talking 18 years in an all male prison kind of hard up.
    Well, his name is Alkrotraz.


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    .......or Nicolas Cage?


    Last edited by jackhuntr; 10-18-2012 at 03:26 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackhuntr View Post
    .......or Nicolas Cage?


    Thats good!

    As far as time machine bang with that beast, it would be throw her in it, bang the door shut....and press 1776 on the keypad.





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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post
    THE HOLY GRAIL!

    KISS played that video on Guest VJ and Paul Stanley was Borgo-esque in his ardor. I was like "Stand down; that's my chick!"...until my fiancee asked me why I was getting ready to fight the TV.

    "Uhhh...ummm...I HATE KISS!"

    "Wow - how was 8th grade today?"


    thats the spirit
    Quote Originally Posted by crossfire View Post
    Time Machine rights revoked!
    Quote Originally Posted by Snell41 View Post
    This isn't even bad picture syndrome. You gotta seriously be hard up to fap to this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQvGRKfeKBw

    I'm talking 18 years in an all male prison kind of hard up.
    Quote Originally Posted by DDNYjets View Post
    Well, his name is Alkrotraz.
    Quote Originally Posted by jackhuntr View Post
    .......or Nicolas Cage?


    Well done, gents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traitor Jay & the Woodies View Post
    Dangerous video to fap to. A lot of long, blond hair in that video. Not all of it cherry pie...
    lol


    indeed, you might try and time it to get this




    but any miscalculations and you could end up with






































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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    come on man




    was there a reference to Paula Jones yet?














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    Okay, I know she's a flake, but I'm going back to bang/munch Brenda Walsh (Shannen Doherty). I'm usually not this crude, but I will coat those choppers like I will be executed at sun up. And I could care less if Jim & Carol, Nat, Dylan, or Brandon are pi$$ed.











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    Quote Originally Posted by frostlich View Post
    Mods, please move to 'Hags I'd bag' when I was drunk and 20 thread.

    Nothing worse than an ugly gal trying too hard to be hot....unless of course you're 20, drunk, it's 3am and the club/bar is closing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQvGRKfeKBw


    bad news hampur guys...we're ALL hitting it

    now aren't we?
    (all hampurites sheepishly nod their heads..... realizing they aren't actually their online personnas)


    Last edited by Timmy®; 10-18-2012 at 04:03 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    lol


    indeed, you might try and time it to get this




    but any miscalculations and you could end up with





































    I come from the era of blurry Spice channel days. You know, the days where you wait for it, waaaaaiiiiiit for it, waaaaaaiiittt for it....BAM!!!! Clear nipple moment in alien blue and grey colors and we have RELEASE! Timing and attention was everything in my youth fap fap days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
    was there a reference to Paula Jones yet?
















    Quote Originally Posted by Borgoguy View Post
    Okay, I know she's a flake, but I'm going back to bang/munch Brenda Walsh (Shannen Doherty). I'm usually not this crude, but I will coat those choppers like I will be executed at sun up. And I could care less if Jim & Carol, Nat, Dylan, or Brandon are pi$$ed.





    Her right eye is like an inch lower than her left. Like there was some sort of ax attack in her past. It freaks me out, though she's built pretty well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32green View Post

    Her right eye is like an inch lower than her left. Like there was some sort of ax attack in her past. It freaks me out, though she's built pretty well.

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    If I successfully get back to the hey days of 90210 via time machine, Shannen had better be prepared for a vaginal/oral onslaught. That's all I'm sayin'.



    BTW, have you guys seen this? I have been LOLing all day thinking about it. Just absolutely hysterically funny/genius in design, art direction, and execution.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Snell41 View Post
    I come from the era of blurry Spice channel days. You know, the days where you wait for it, waaaaaiiiiiit for it, waaaaaaiiittt for it....BAM!!!! Clear nipple moment in alien blue and grey colors and we have RELEASE! Timing and attention was everything in my youth fap fap days.
    I remember that. we didn't have a remote, so i had to have my hand on the channel knob at all times and turn it without making the clicking sound when I heard the rents coming down the stairs.

    i remember that scrambled pictured that would straighten out for a few seconds every few minutes. i'd be thinking "there's a tit! straighten now!"
    it would usually straighten when a car was driving down the street. then you had to wait again.

    kids today...lucky ba$tards...

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