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    Question W T F - Used Enemas Resold to CVS Customers After Being Resealed and Returned

    GAH!

    I wonder which state this could possible occur in.....


    http://gawker.com/5951314/used-enema...d-and-returned
    Used Enemas Resold to CVS Customers After Being Resealed and Returned







    A CVS store in Jacksonville, Florida, has been forced to call up customers who purchased ready-to-use enemas earlier this year to inform them that their medical device may have been previously used by someone else.
    Ronald Eugene Robinson was arrested in June and charged with tampering with consumer products after it came to light that he allegedly used and returned as many as 12 enemas over the course of two months, claiming the packages had not been opened.
    Several of the enemas were still in the store at the time of the arrest, but some had already been sold to customers. Tests conducted by the Florida Department of Health on the bottles found in-store, which had been resealed after use, came back positive for fecal matter.
    Robinson faces a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison as well as a $250,000 fine if convicted.
    His ex-wife told The Florida Times-Union Robinson has a history of drug use.
    [mug shot via Jacksonville.com]



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishooked View Post
    Jacksonville, Florida




























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    Some whacky sh!t happening in FLA lately. Whats up with that place? If it's the dong of the US, then I think it may need some penicillin.

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    what a a$$$ hole...

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    This is why we need to repeal Obamacare.

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    I don't get the outrage.

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    People need something do when the game is not on in Jacksonville.

    I blame Goodell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foley11 View Post
    People need something do when the game is not on in Jacksonville.

    I blame Goodell.



    +1

    Fire Tranny, play McElroy, apologize to Schotty

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    I just put in the tip....picky f*ckers

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    sh1tty way to treat your customers













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    What, no one's likes a pre lube?

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    Free that brown-eyed handsome man!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOIe-...eature=related

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    Quote Originally Posted by brady's a catcher View Post
    I don't get the outrage.


    Finger-sniffers in Florida? Wake me up when one discovers time-travel. NEXT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post


    Finger-sniffers in Florida? Wake me up when one discovers time-travel. NEXT!
    instead of going back in time to seduce a sultry starlet, some Hampurite to be named later would use the time machine to use up all the enemas in CVS stockrooms, thus spreading the Jacksonville jollies nationwide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive View Post


    Finger-sniffers in Florida? Wake me up when one discovers time-travel. NEXT!
    lol...might be a minute, they just discovered sex without farm animals...

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    You butt-chuggers paid a deposit on those things, remember?

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    How'd they find out? Did a customer notice? :





    "Uh. Hi. I was gonna doosh my butt today, but I think this one is used."

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